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Mullet vs. Mullet
By Grant Summerlin   
Monday, 19 February 2007 09:51

One is a ridiculed fish.
One is a ridiculed haircut.
We explain the difference.


A bottom-dwellin', algae eatin' junkfish What it is An inexplicablly popular hairdo

Marine or freshwater, usually hiding from bigger, cooler fish Habitat Hockey games, monster truck rallies, baitfishing seminars, snowmobile conventions, county fairgrounds, Anthrax concerts

Mullies, mountain mullet, pinkeye Also Known as Mississippi Mudflap, Kentucky Waterfall, beaver paddle, soccer rocker, yep-nope, hockey hair, shlong (short-long), squirrel pelt, Canadian Passport

Tartar sauce, white wine, stew Goes Great With Live bait, jet boats, acid wash cuttoffs, neon, restraining orders, catfishing, mustaches, Camaros

Dawn and dusk, just before storms Best Times for Viewing Weekends, during morning bass fishing shows or Saturday evening WWF events

Seaweed, bottom mud, algae, whitefish Feeds on KFC, Copenhagen, Camel no-filters, PBR, whitefish

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