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By Grant Summerlin
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Monday, 19 February 2007 09:51 |
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One is a ridiculed fish. One is a ridiculed haircut. We explain the difference. |
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| A bottom-dwellin', algae eatin' junkfish |
What it is |
An inexplicablly popular hairdo |
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| Marine or freshwater, usually hiding from bigger, cooler fish |
Habitat |
Hockey games, monster truck rallies, baitfishing seminars, snowmobile conventions, county fairgrounds, Anthrax concerts |
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| Mullies, mountain mullet, pinkeye |
Also Known as |
Mississippi Mudflap, Kentucky Waterfall, beaver paddle, soccer rocker, yep-nope, hockey hair, shlong (short-long), squirrel pelt, Canadian Passport |
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| Tartar sauce, white wine, stew |
Goes Great With |
Live bait, jet boats, acid wash cuttoffs, neon, restraining orders, catfishing, mustaches, Camaros |
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| Dawn and dusk, just before storms |
Best Times for Viewing |
Weekends, during morning bass fishing shows or Saturday evening WWF events |
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| Seaweed, bottom mud, algae, whitefish |
Feeds on |
KFC, Copenhagen, Camel no-filters, PBR, whitefish |
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