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by Average Joe
Sun Apr 21, 2019 12:08 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: unlimited dead sh*t for Kyner thread
Replies: 444
Views: 53935

Re: unlimited dead sh*t for Kyner thread

K_P wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:54 pm
Do you use a foldy chair for EV-ER-YEE-THING?!?

Yes.

mitch aka 2 fish wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 10:10 pm
look, he probably just took that squirrel for a drive in the rain and scared the life from it.

Yes.
by Average Joe
Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: unlimited dead sh*t for Kyner thread
Replies: 444
Views: 53935

Re: unlimited dead sh*t for Kyner thread

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by Average Joe
Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:04 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: Byproduct of Getting Old
Replies: 221
Views: 40233

Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

That's because you couldn't remember the name of that fucking president.

You got some Walmart underwear as well.

Which oddly enough is what I gave him for his birthday.
by Average Joe
Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: How to Speak Austrian
Replies: 0
Views: 101

How to Speak Austrian

by Average Joe
Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:59 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: Byproduct of Getting Old
Replies: 221
Views: 40233

Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

I just finished a delicious dinner of corned beef, cabbage, potatoes, onions, and carrots, compliments of my lovely wife. She's currently doing the dishes, so our story can now continue. Old Man: "What time is it?" Jose, hitting the light on his watch: "It's ten to three." Old Man: "We should get go...
by Average Joe
Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:08 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: Byproduct of Getting Old
Replies: 221
Views: 40233

Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Well, there's a handful of pills he's supposed to take in the morning, and another handful before bed. Mix all of that up with a pint of Hobo Spice and some Havana tobacco, and it's more like heroin. Or LSD. Up and fully dressed at 2:45 AM, trying to move the table I've dragged over to block the doo...
by Average Joe
Fri Apr 19, 2019 7:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 8 Years later: The Tree (conclusion on page 4)
Replies: 69
Views: 2587

Re: 8 Years later: The Tree (Part I, II, III) page 3

What a fantastic adventure. You're one helluva lucky guy. You got to fish with SLSS, and you found your tree, but this... We drove mostly in silence, the spatter of rain on the windshield and the steady beat of the wipers establishing the tone and tempo of the morning. That right there is the Holy G...
by Average Joe
Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Friday Cheer Through Pics
Replies: 12242
Views: 1145372

Re: Friday Cheer Through Pics

T.J. Brayshaw wrote:
Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:54 pm
I went and got myself certified as a wildland firefighter, just so I could set fires.
Congratulations!

I would have taken the easy way out and moved to Ohio.
by Average Joe
Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:29 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Wahoo! TR
Replies: 26
Views: 1152

Re: Wahoo! TR

I get suckered into eating that street food every time as well.

This photo made my asshole pucker.
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I hate weddings, but you definitely made the best of that one.

Great writing as always.

Well done.
by Average Joe
Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Spring Steel
Replies: 15
Views: 641

Re: Spring Steel

What a great dad you are.

Well done.

:cool
by Average Joe
Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Luau 2019
Replies: 24
Views: 1393

Re: Luau 2019

Can someone shoot me airport details and what I absolutely need minimum? Closest airport to the campground is COD. Heero might agree to meet you at the terminal, provided you're chicken-friendly. But be warned: he'll most likely arrive late and leave you sitting on the curb like a common vagrant. v...
by Average Joe
Wed Apr 03, 2019 6:33 pm
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: whatcha tying?
Replies: 8677
Views: 781747

Re: whatcha tying?

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