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by Average Joe
Fri Aug 23, 2019 12:06 am
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7313
Views: 462901

Re: A Confession

I invited Cornholio to join me up at the Old Man's place in Mendocino this past weekend. I promised him two days of hunting, fishing, and relaxation. When he arrived I said, "Remember all of that fun stuff I said we'd do? Well, we've got a broker sewer pipe between the house and the septic tank. I ...
by Average Joe
Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Luau 2019
Replies: 71
Views: 4117

Re: Luau 2019

The next morning sarluminnow noticed that his dog was suffering from a foot injury, so he packed up his belongings and we bid him farewell and safe travels. Lando had talked about doing a walk and wade all week, and now that there were only three of us left it seemed an opportune time to make the a...
by Average Joe
Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:41 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Luau 2019
Replies: 71
Views: 4117

Re: Luau 2019

Timber's photo brings to mind something Hagen said during this trip. "The first time I came out here I thought, 'How could anyone live in such a desolate place?' But now that I look around, it's actually not that bad." Anyway. Sorry for the delay. I've had things to deal with. Chauncey is dead. My w...
by Average Joe
Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:09 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Luau 2019
Replies: 71
Views: 4117

Re: Luau 2019

My niece is getting married this weekend, and I've volunteered to take my father up to his place in Mendocino so that my mother can attend the wedding. Cornholio is going to join me, so... ...egg rolls. The real deal. And perhaps some bluegill fishing. And maybe some rodent killing. And possibly som...
by Average Joe
Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Luau 2019
Replies: 71
Views: 4117

Re: Luau 2019

I've a way with women. It's just not a good way. Apologies for dragging this out. Every time I make a couple of posts with photos in the same thread, the Drake Board software views me as a threat. This would go much quicker if I was trying to sell you fake passports. Anyway. On Saturday (I think it ...
by Average Joe
Sun Aug 11, 2019 11:00 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Luau 2019
Replies: 71
Views: 4117

Re: Luau 2019

I woke up the next morning just in time for a Safety meeting. Or as Hagen likes to pronounce it, “Saf-tee.” Something about a couple hundred tee-shirts that were misprinted. Hagen tells the story much better than I ever could. Anyway. Saf-tee. 1.JPG At this point I honestly don’t recall if we had b...
by Average Joe
Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:23 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Luau 2019
Replies: 71
Views: 4117

Re: Luau 2019

The next morning I woke to the sound of Hagen doing something in the kitchen. I knew it wasn’t the dishes. I got up, let out some brandy, and shuffled down the hall to join him. When I walked into the kitchen, he had a piece of steak in one hand and another piece in his mouth. He looked at me and s...
by Average Joe
Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Luau 2019
Replies: 71
Views: 4117

Re: Luau 2019

Been trying to post more photos all day, but I keep getting kicked off.

Maybe tomorrow will be better.
by Average Joe
Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Luau 2019
Replies: 71
Views: 4117

Re: Luau 2019

The next morning I woke up on the floor in Lando’s tying room. “Why didn’t you sleep in the bedroom?” “Because Hagen’s going to sleep there.” “Hagen’s not getting in until Thursday, and that night we’re sleeping at the campground.” My spidey-senses told me otherwise, but I said nothing. After clean...
by Average Joe
Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Luau 2019
Replies: 71
Views: 4117

Re: Luau 2019

Last year I didn't make the luau. Big mistake on my part, and something I still regret. This year I decided to make up for it by arriving two days early and staying two days late, and so the Tuesday before the luau my wife dropped me off at the airport two hours prior to my 5:45 AM flight. Once ins...
by Average Joe
Mon Jul 29, 2019 5:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Luau 2019
Replies: 71
Views: 4117

Re: Luau 2019

Heero[CntRmbrPwd] wrote:
Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:40 pm
Why don’t you grab a rental vehicle then come pick me up this time. I think that may work a little better for everyone.
Change of plans.

We will meet you at the boat ramp, just like last time.
by Average Joe
Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Luau 2019
Replies: 71
Views: 4117

Re: Luau 2019

I found a place that rents these.


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I'm going to get one with a sidecar and then come and pick you up.

Make sure you're packed and ready to go!