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by Average Joe
Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Winter (?) Steelhead Fishing
Replies: 25
Views: 487

Re: Winter (?) Steelhead Fishing

So I heard back from a fellow named Rich at Big Sky Inflatables, the makers of Water Master rafts. On their website Rich Stuber is listed as a co-founder of the company, so it’s possible he’s the one I’ve been communicating with. He asked for photos of the damage. I sent them. He said the raft was m...
by Average Joe
Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Winter (?) Steelhead Fishing
Replies: 25
Views: 487

Re: Winter (?) Steelhead Fishing

mitch aka 2 fish wrote:
Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:37 pm
so that's how one presents a tr.
at least I caught* (a) salmon**.
Caught a salmon? Is that what the cool kids say now when they pick up a STD?

How is it that you get sick every time you travel?
by Average Joe
Wed Mar 20, 2019 12:10 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Winter (?) Steelhead Fishing
Replies: 25
Views: 487

Re: Winter (?) Steelhead Fishing

Are watermasters really that junky or was yours special? I know of three guys who have had similar problems with their rafts. One problem they haven't had is with the oars shrinking/growing. WTF.JPG Watermaster is usually pretty good about fixing these types of things, but shipping a raft to them c...
by Average Joe
Wed Mar 20, 2019 4:11 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Winter (?) Steelhead Fishing
Replies: 25
Views: 487

Winter (?) Steelhead Fishing

Last Tuesday night at 6:45 I received the following PM from LTFI. “My friend (the rookie) and I will be heading north friday night until tuesday night. You free to fish? float? drink at camp? all of the above?” Fifteen minutes later I got back to him. “Fuck yeah.” Phone numbers were exchanged and s...
by Average Joe
Wed Mar 20, 2019 4:11 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Winter (?) Steelhead Fishing
Replies: 0
Views: 0

Winter (?) Steelhead Fishing

Last Tuesday night at 6:45 I received the following PM from LTFI. “My friend (the rookie) and I will be heading north friday night until tuesday night. You free to fish? float? drink at camp? all of the above?” Fifteen minutes later I got back to him. “Fuck yeah.” Phone numbers were exchanged and s...
by Average Joe
Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Help Needed...Southern Musky
Replies: 46
Views: 2822

Re: Help Needed...Southern Musky

Lando wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:26 am
Have you met him? That is his happy face.
Ahhh... same as Neil then.
by Average Joe
Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:20 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: things I a-heared at drake camp
Replies: 285
Views: 40638

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

mitch aka 2 fish wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:21 pm
you would've killed us. twice.
That goes without saying, but still...
by Average Joe
Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Help Needed...Southern Musky
Replies: 46
Views: 2822

Re: Help Needed...Southern Musky

Serious question here.

Why does your face say, "My wife just left me, my dog just died, and I just shit my pants."



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I'd be grinning ear to ear if I caught a beast like that.

Is "miserable" the look that sells these days?

Asking for a friend.
by Average Joe
Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Caption of the day
Replies: 19
Views: 1291

Re: Caption of the day

It's possible that what this man continues to do for the Little Black Marker might eventually surpass what Coco Chanel did for the Little Black Dress.

Brilliant!
by Average Joe
Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:44 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: things I a-heared at drake camp
Replies: 285
Views: 40638

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

'just like I said twice before... I am never coming to this cunt of a country again.' first and every night + beers + whisky= laud 'well I couldn't have swung that river any better. but I guess that's salmon fishing...' every fucking day thereafter+ a cracking twatting hangover= lament 'what the fu...
by Average Joe
Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:32 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7261
Views: 451071

Re: A Confession

We have tacos and tying night at the house every Tuesday, and Joe has been calling in to check on us weekly. Last night I didn't get a call.......I am a bit worried. Too much hobo spice and red wine before, during, and after my weekly lunch with the Old Man yesterday. After which the recliner got t...
by Average Joe
Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:34 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7261
Views: 451071

Re: A Confession

Fishing movies are soooo bad. Ummm, yeah! I think this may be some veiled inside joke....I am not experienced in the ways of this place anymore. Real life confession: I turned 44 in September, which now makes me almost 60. I began noticing a drying up of ideas for things about 5 years ago, and I al...