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by Average Joe
Tue May 15, 2018 8:50 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: FS: Two tickets to Moss Vegas
Replies: 413
Views: 58113

Re: FS: Two tickets to Moss Vegas

Glad I was able to give that rod some mojo.
by Average Joe
Tue May 08, 2018 11:28 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7097
Views: 416328

Re: A Confession

My wife shipped your rod to Dibbs. Apparently his pup is in need of further training. By now it's probably an 8 piece. Fortunately (for you) once the pup has had his fun, the manufacturer will most likely send you a replacement. Orvis is good about that sort of thing, whether its rods, or hemostats,...
by Average Joe
Fri May 04, 2018 1:32 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7097
Views: 416328

Re: A Confession

Jose has been absent for a number of reasons. Chauncey recently received a $7,000 haircut. 3.JPG Even with the haircut he's still more handsome than Jose. And arguably smarter. Jose is still kicking himself for leaving his daypack in the back of a cab. Jose has a new and challenging mode of transpor...
by Average Joe
Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:39 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Desert trouts V2 - TR
Replies: 26
Views: 3379

Re: The Desert trouts V2 - TR

Way back in December of 2015, I received the following PM from Tranny. Howdy, Seasons greetings! Tranny here. I am chomping at the bit to hit up (the desert lake) in March/April next year. Will you be going? I plan to fly to (the nearest airport), get a rental drive that POS like it's stolen and ho...
by Average Joe
Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:58 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7097
Views: 416328

Re: A Confession

There's a rumor going round that you bought a horse.

Please tell me it isn't true.

They're giving them away in Nevada.

To anyone.

Provided you pledge not to eat them.

Like anyone would ever follow up on something like that.

I'd never tell.
by Average Joe
Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:32 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: things I a-heared at drake camp
Replies: 248
Views: 34755

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

"Holy shit man, you fucking reek of brandy."

"It's a new cologne I'm working on. I call it Hobo Spice. Can also be used as mouthwash if you forget your toothbrush."
by Average Joe
Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What I Did On My Spring Break
Replies: 34
Views: 3037

Re: What I Did On My Spring Break

SUNDAY In the morning I packed up my stuff. Lando knew I had a streamer trip planned for the following week, so he lent me a 7 wt and a reel and some lines. At the airport I thanked him for being such a great host and we said our goodbyes. When I arrived at the SF airport, I hailed a cab and had hi...
by Average Joe
Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:49 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What I Did On My Spring Break
Replies: 34
Views: 3037

Re: What I Did On My Spring Break

SATURDAY After waking up and heading outside to play Frisbee with Louie, I was surprised to discover that the weather was actually… nice. No wind, and partly cloudy. Lando made us some coffee and we hit the road. I was tired of wearing wet socks, so I left the waders and boots behind and wore my sl...
by Average Joe
Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What I Did On My Spring Break
Replies: 34
Views: 3037

Re: What I Did On My Spring Break

FRIDAY In the morning I woke to the sound of rain hitting the tent. FSB and Sheldon were already up, so I got dressed and joined them around the coffee pot. Lando, Louie, and the Young Lass soon joined us. We packed up and said our goodbyes to FSB, and then headed out. On the way back to Cody we st...
by Average Joe
Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What I Did On My Spring Break
Replies: 34
Views: 3037

Re: What I Did On My Spring Break

THURSDAY In the morning, we all packed up and then had breakfast at the same restaurant that served us dinner the night before. After breakfast we said our goodbyes to Hagen. We then decided to float a different section of river and to camp that night. FSB arranged and paid for the shuttle, and soo...
by Average Joe
Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What I Did On My Spring Break
Replies: 34
Views: 3037

Re: What I Did On My Spring Break

WEDNESDAY We had breakfast at the same restaurant that served us dinner the night before. While looking over the menu, Lando noticed that they offered chicken pot pies for lunch, but not for dinner. He asked the waitress if he could order one now and have them save it for him when we came back for ...
by Average Joe
Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What I Did On My Spring Break
Replies: 34
Views: 3037

Re: What I Did On My Spring Break

Victims of our own success.