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by Average Joe
Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Intro: The Art of Quarkness
Replies: 27
Views: 1410

Re: Intro: The Art of Quarkness

The Art of Quarkeness or, He Was Very Anxious For Me to Kill Somebody ____________________________________________________________ the only thing for it was to come to and wait for the turn of the tide waterSFIN.jpg only the gloom to the west, brooding over the upper reaches, became more sombre eve...
by Average Joe
Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Do I expect too much?
Replies: 26
Views: 1500

Re: Do I expect too much?

stillsteamin wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:00 am
Never understood the waterproof hip pack thing. Unless you got your playtex pads in there, what can't get wet?
You must not smoke cigars.
by Average Joe
Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:14 pm
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: Smalljaw swap 2017-2018
Replies: 46
Views: 2422

Re: Smalljaw swap 2017-2018

Might I suggest safety vests.

Or whistles.

Maybe femurs.

Lots of options.
by Average Joe
Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:45 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7029
Views: 401071

Re: A Confession

My father keeps chickens up at his ranch in Mendocino. He claims that his chickens produce the best tasting eggs you can find. Mitch may agree. To me they’re just eggs. I don’t tell him that. By “Him” I mean my father, not Mitch. The chickens only lay eggs for so long. Once they stop laying, my fath...
by Average Joe
Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:51 am
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7029
Views: 401071

Re: A Confession

austrotard wrote:
Sun Feb 04, 2018 1:08 am
confession: I lost one of my credit cards on the arvo of the 31st.
Probably the same place you left your ashtray.
by Average Joe
Sat Feb 03, 2018 6:28 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7029
Views: 401071

Re: A Confession

No patty melts for Gus. He was a bit nervous and confused when we got him, and it affected his bowels. Think Mitch after a big meal of chicken fried steak and eggs. Fortunately he seems to be doing OK now. Speaking of Mitch, I suspect he's going to chastise me for publicly responding to all of these...
by Average Joe
Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:59 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7029
Views: 401071

Re: A Confession

It's been exceptionally warm here - low to mid 70's - and very little rain so far. If the trend continues it will make for a very rough summer. My wife used to complain all the time about my messy cooking habits and what they did to her kitchen, so I bought a propane stove and do a lot of cooking ou...
by Average Joe
Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:25 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7029
Views: 401071

Re: A Confession

I like the fact that Jose has artificial grass in his back yard. No mowing. I would have expected nothing less. So what is Gus' fatal flaw? He seems to be a good lad, but there must be a hidden flaw if someone gave him up. Nice flyties, btw :smile That is not my back yard (unfortunately). Those pho...
by Average Joe
Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:20 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7029
Views: 401071

Re: A Confession

This past Wednesday the phone rang. That doesn't happen as often as it used to. Yes, we have a land line. Don't judge. Or judge. I honestly don't care. Wife: "Hello? Oh hello Joan! Yes... yes... why of course! I may not be home tomorrow, but my husband is home all day... OK! Bye!" Wife hangs up the...
by Average Joe
Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Open Roads in the Prairie Schooner
Replies: 113
Views: 9264

Re: Open Roads in the Prairie Schooner

You're getting closer...



And whatever happened to my snake?
by Average Joe
Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:36 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7029
Views: 401071

Re: A Confession

Spudnik wrote:
Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:20 pm
LAX is a shithole.
Tell us something we don't know.