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by austrotard
Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:51 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Is trump a pussy, a commie, or being blackmailed?
Replies: 7
Views: 40

Re: Is trump a pussy, a commie, or being blackmailed?

dude. that state contains 39 million people. how many are citizens I will leave up to you. anyway, you should be able to wipe your own asses. and no, you don't get a fucking trophy. a recognition amongst yourselves at best. fuck me. imagine what you could achieve with 39 million people... but you do...
by austrotard
Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I am still trying to find this tree
Replies: 11
Views: 2222

Re: I am still trying to find this tree

I've seen no evidence of shoe tying here lately.
by austrotard
Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:50 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Is trump a pussy, a commie, or being blackmailed?
Replies: 7
Views: 40

Re: Is trump a pussy, a commie, or being blackmailed?

woo hoo! yummy bait! one man. 155 160+ million people that cannot tie their own shoes. so which way do you want it? if you still want to be the team (yelling) with the most players (who don't understand any of the fucking rules) you're going to have to take some more retards. then let them vote. hav...
by austrotard
Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:45 am
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7113
Views: 424228

Re: A Confession

confession: three fingies of livet12, two teaspoons of cinnamon sugar, juice of half a lemon, manuka honey and hot water. relates: california mtice strikes again. elates: kept me away from a funeral. lates: five more sleeps to pembo drake camp. sate: didn't see one second of that final last night.
by austrotard
Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:45 am
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: world cup, bishes.
Replies: 50
Views: 1299

Re: world cup, bishes.

belgians 6
careless wee'uns 0

stick a fucking monkey on it, hey.

fuu-uu-uuck.
I feel like a fucking austrian.
by austrotard
Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:34 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Haiku written by reprobates
Replies: 99
Views: 11697

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

austrotard wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:30 am
I have a client who has cancer.
so I came home and hugged my missus
and asked her if the doc has felt her boobies lately.
cancer can suck a bag.
and I cannae count for shit.
fuck cancer.
wanna fight?
funeral's monday. three four five
six seven eight nine
how much do I win? fuck cancer, josh.
by austrotard
Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:31 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Friday Cheer Through Pics
Replies: 11823
Views: 1054619

Re: Friday Cheer Through Pics

Randall Dee wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:42 pm


Gas, grass or ass. Nobody rides for free.......

pffft. in buffalo you don't even hafta buy beakfarts.
or pie.

or alpine house shares in colorado...

or skins and baccy for the marijuanas in oregon...

or rubbish caesar salads in n cali...

mtice.
he slowly walk away flickin' da matches.
by austrotard
Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:00 pm
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: The gimongus super huge steelhead fly thread.
Replies: 1894
Views: 154309

Re: The gimongus super huge steelhead fly thread.

and you'd lerve steely dan.

like a proper man.
by austrotard
Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:33 pm
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: The gimongus super huge steelhead fly thread.
Replies: 1894
Views: 154309

Re: The gimongus super huge steelhead fly thread.

scott p induced scatters.

key word: scat
by austrotard
Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:48 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7113
Views: 424228

Re: A Confession

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by austrotard
Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:21 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Look Before You Leap Creek (TR)
Replies: 4
Views: 510

Re: Look Before You Leap Creek (TR)

I was assuming he'd just crashed his car in a ravine.
by austrotard
Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:05 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: world cup, bishes.
Replies: 50
Views: 1299

Re: world cup, bishes.

24, is pickford.

when we were 24 the army was called the brotherhood. the fools.