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by austrotard
Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:18 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: One More Year...One Day at a Time
Replies: 7
Views: 214

Re: One More Year...One Day at a Time

so are you stronger for not having a drink in 32 years or are you weaker because you're still crutching with what is essentially nothing after 32 years?

by the by, it's been like 47 years and 2 months where I have resisted fucking a chicken.


I think we're cured!
by austrotard
Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:30 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs
Replies: 776
Views: 137296

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

4 day holiday.
starting..... about 9hrs ago.

:cool

hic. fuck youse.

edit: I types it like I talks it. ask auggie.
by austrotard
Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:24 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Hey Califunkians
Replies: 18
Views: 725

Re: Hey Califunkians

Spudnik wrote:
Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:55 pm


Google merkin. It will do you some good.


I'm still laughing.
yard4sale wrote:
Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:04 pm
What a bunch of faux outrage....
lest we forget what'shis/herhead that died the other week.
by austrotard
Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Things That PISS Me Off!
Replies: 2794
Views: 278647

Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

$160oz replacement tip for my beloved zxl4.

fuck sage.
fuck hitler.
by austrotard
Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs
Replies: 776
Views: 137296

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

that ashtray money approval came in at 3pm.
which is good, as I had ordered the materials at 2pm.

mtice knows when to hold em.

but today there's an empty office chair.

scarleywarleys knew when to run.
by austrotard
Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs
Replies: 776
Views: 137296

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

and now we've a scrabble match. as two do.

edit: iodine for the win. stoopid kid. :Roll Eyes

by austrotard
Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs
Replies: 776
Views: 137296

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

got a new secretary today.
she's 10yrs old, in her pajoojoos and has a snotty nose.

she's making me scones and coffee as we wait for approval on a project we don't need.

this one will just be for the ashtray monies and petrol wongas.
two sleeps until pembo.
by austrotard
Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:34 pm
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: Atlantic salmonfly swap
Replies: 83
Views: 1503

Re: Atlantic salmonfly swap

your[sic] fucking bonkers, josh.
by austrotard
Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: And we're off.... (canoe build)
Replies: 54
Views: 2060

Re: And we're off.... (canoe build)

Bigguy wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:51 pm
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das une saw whippet.
by austrotard
Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Hey Califunkians
Replies: 18
Views: 725

Re: Hey Califunkians

watch this in its entirety and then tell me everything is going to be okay.




okay. cool.
now ask your uncle google what idiot propaganda is and how it works.
by austrotard
Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:25 pm
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: Atlantic salmonfly swap
Replies: 83
Views: 1503

Re: Atlantic salmonfly swap

shit. I better start reserving my last posts for this then.

in your face, fuckos.
by austrotard
Mon Sep 17, 2018 3:35 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: WTB (skiff build): Maiden voyage- pg 7
Replies: 86
Views: 15165

Re: WTB (skiff build): finished- pg 6

needs more high gloss varnish.

ha ha... I'm such a btice.
but you twats are gonna break your fucking necks if you step off that decking.

what's her name?
can I vote the 'banana peel boat'?
but you hafta pronounce it bow-at. you know... like ce does.