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by austrotard
Mon Dec 18, 2017 10:57 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Typical Question on a local board
Replies: 971
Views: 141369

Re: Typical Question on a local board

Does such cast exist or make sense? Same as normal Circle C, but after "C" figure, line not dropped to the water, until D-loop formation I'm thinking about particular application, like casting from high bank while standing on the ground, where d-loop should be positioned in front of the angler, to a...
by austrotard
Mon Dec 18, 2017 10:51 am
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: whatcha tying?
Replies: 8408
Views: 682168

Re: whatcha tying?

oh, go on then.

but seriously.
by austrotard
Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:41 am
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: whatcha tying?
Replies: 8408
Views: 682168

Re: whatcha tying?

look, tie something new or don't.

and onya, mate. for whatevs.
by austrotard
Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:31 am
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: Thumbing Through Some SBSs
Replies: 1063
Views: 100740

Re: Thumbing Through Some SBSs

as a penance by ruining your punchline about it catching ossies I will tell you two things.

we use rabbit for the wing as well as squirrel in the buttocks.
but we sure as fuck do not stick a big asian red fag tag on it.

disclaimer: no offence to any asian red fags.
good for you, mate. way to go.
by austrotard
Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:19 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: All Time Great Signs
Replies: 715
Views: 168128

Re: All Time Great Signs

did I ever tell you about this one time in (pick any city/town/roadhouse shitter)...... everybody has one... mine was broome. " 'ow old, brudda?" 'thirty six.' I said. or some shit. I cannae remember. "yea. me too." she was clearly not thirty six. but then, knowing what I know now... she was probab...
by austrotard
Mon Dec 18, 2017 5:45 am
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: Winter steelhead fly swap
Replies: 92
Views: 4637

Re: Winter steelhead fly swap

before. my life. is over...
by austrotard
Mon Dec 18, 2017 5:44 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: All Time Great Signs
Replies: 715
Views: 168128

Re: All Time Great Signs

too fucking funny in this context:

http://www.slang-dictionary.org/australian-slang/Gin

and what happens when you knock them on the head, hey.
pa-tooey!
by austrotard
Mon Dec 18, 2017 5:38 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Haiku written by reprobates
Replies: 91
Views: 6780

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

you are no better than anyone else
all men are created equal
my father was incorrect
by austrotard
Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:39 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Guidebook - Fly Fishing the Gunnison Country
Replies: 80
Views: 2770

Re: Guidebook - Fly Fishing the Gunnison Country

someone introduce this muppet to thumb ring.

or any others that have tried (and failed) at this ploy.
by austrotard
Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:32 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Friday Cheer Through Pics
Replies: 11491
Views: 964139

Re: Friday Cheer Through Pics

that tr reminds me of isis.
by austrotard
Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:23 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: WTB (build): aquatic memory carriage-pg2
Replies: 21
Views: 4143

Re: WTB (build): aquatic memory carriage-pg2

things that are wrong: 1. I still haven't read any stories about you and your mates robbing the ira. these need accompanying each step. and don't just make something up... 'cause that's just the shit of horses. 2. that spirit level will be of more use to you out on the water. I'm assuming it's hollo...
by austrotard
Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:26 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: doesn't make me gay.
Replies: 636
Views: 54872

Re: doesn't make me gay.

for those who wish.