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by austrotard
Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:56 am
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: Thumbing Through Some SBSs
Replies: 1350
Views: 146722

Re: Thumbing Through Some SBSs

by austrotard
Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:12 am
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7165
Views: 434035

Re: A Confession

confession: so I'm thinking about beating my secretary...

relates:

"dementia."
'what?'
"dementia."
'spell it.'
"dimin/cha."
'that's diminishing chamfered, you twit.'

elates: it's all right. she's quit to go play on her swing.
by austrotard
Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:05 pm
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: Thumbing Through Some SBSs
Replies: 1350
Views: 146722

Re: Thumbing Through Some SBSs

oooo, look... a fucking jackalope.



not exactly the bing lempke we're looking for, mate.
by austrotard
Thu Oct 18, 2018 7:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Bing Lempke or Charles Brooks flies
Replies: 2
Views: 293

Re: Bing Lempke or Charles Brooks flies

"honey. I may have fucked up..." he said "start the car."
by austrotard
Thu Oct 18, 2018 7:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Sage
Replies: 77
Views: 7401

Re: Sage

hmmm. sage.
by austrotard
Wed Oct 17, 2018 7:11 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Things That PISS Me Off!
Replies: 2803
Views: 281065

Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

fuck this.
I'm fishing the collie.

(last day of cool weather and rain before that hot hot sun.)



I'm the fella in the backseat with no petrol wonga.
by austrotard
Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:45 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Sage
Replies: 77
Views: 7401

Re: Sage

I was looking at my girls playing together and thinking about this the other day.

we got two black eyes here and it pains me to think we could've avoided it...

rest easy, lads.
we miss you.
by austrotard
Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs
Replies: 777
Views: 138462

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

fucking those spaniards in their spanish asses.
sorry, de gea.


little known fact: pickford is tim's doppel, hey.
by austrotard
Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: This day in history THREAD...
Replies: 24
Views: 1225

Re: This day in history THREAD...

norman did once he got back to straya... straight to the bollocks.
by austrotard
Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:47 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The organization or rapid tone Canada individual who comes
Replies: 6
Views: 630

Re: The organization or rapid tone Canada individual who comes

confessioni: italian restaurante contractioni

relati: fatto a mano

elati: italian spanish. I don't fucking know. wogs.

lati: either way mtice is like christine aguilera... just let yourself go.

disclaimi: it's old. but fuck me... those hips, hey.

by austrotard
Mon Oct 15, 2018 6:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The AK Chronicles
Replies: 511
Views: 19701

Re: The AK Chronicles

LS Hittem wrote:
Mon Oct 15, 2018 6:04 pm
We at our lodge had suffered a break in that year by looters who had come over in the winter by snow machine from town (I should write this story out for everyone to read, holy shit).
hop to it, skippy.
by austrotard
Mon Oct 15, 2018 6:27 pm
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: whatcha tying?
Replies: 8586
Views: 744444

Re: whatcha tying?

no salmon.