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by austrotard
Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:44 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Friday Cheer Through Pics
Replies: 11962
Views: 1080495

Re: Friday Cheer Through Pics

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the lipstick brings all the boys to the yard.
by austrotard
Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:54 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs
Replies: 778
Views: 138622

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

today it's a traherne with a smattering of oteil et al.

by austrotard
Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Friday Cheer Through Pics
Replies: 11962
Views: 1080495

Re: Friday Cheer Through Pics

he never forgets his namesake photo, that yard.
by austrotard
Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:48 pm
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: Atlantic salmonfly swap
Replies: 89
Views: 1917

Re: Atlantic salmonfly swap

and mitch (just remembered) has been fully patched in the last 24hrs. they call alabama the crimson tide, they call me cotinga blue. they also call it $850 here in fucking 'straya. here. buy some more. fight those wapanese to the death. https://www.ebay.com/sch/kurdigan/m.html?item=273508443419&rt=n...
by austrotard
Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:19 pm
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: Atlantic salmonfly swap
Replies: 89
Views: 1917

Re: Atlantic salmonfly swap

everybody misses the mighty aggers.
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by austrotard
Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:56 am
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: Thumbing Through Some SBSs
Replies: 1352
Views: 146985

Re: Thumbing Through Some SBSs

by austrotard
Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:12 am
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7165
Views: 434226

Re: A Confession

confession: so I'm thinking about beating my secretary...

relates:

"dementia."
'what?'
"dementia."
'spell it.'
"dimin/cha."
'that's diminishing chamfered, you twit.'

elates: it's all right. she's quit to go play on her swing.
by austrotard
Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:05 pm
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: Thumbing Through Some SBSs
Replies: 1352
Views: 146985

Re: Thumbing Through Some SBSs

oooo, look... a fucking jackalope.



not exactly the bing lempke we're looking for, mate.
by austrotard
Thu Oct 18, 2018 7:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Bing Lempke or Charles Brooks flies
Replies: 4
Views: 419

Re: Bing Lempke or Charles Brooks flies

"honey. I may have fucked up..." he said "start the car."
by austrotard
Thu Oct 18, 2018 7:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Sage
Replies: 77
Views: 7495

Re: Sage

hmmm. sage.
by austrotard
Wed Oct 17, 2018 7:11 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Things That PISS Me Off!
Replies: 2803
Views: 281204

Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

fuck this.
I'm fishing the collie.

(last day of cool weather and rain before that hot hot sun.)



I'm the fella in the backseat with no petrol wonga.
by austrotard
Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:45 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Sage
Replies: 77
Views: 7495

Re: Sage

I was looking at my girls playing together and thinking about this the other day.

we got two black eyes here and it pains me to think we could've avoided it...

rest easy, lads.
we miss you.