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by austrotard
Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Take a sip
Replies: 7
Views: 275

Re: Take a sip

it's not her, trappy. it's the way you fuckers deliver your flippant glasshouse news. that was the second sentence out of the twat's mouth ("after a successful recording at 14yrs...") . "ohhh... but it was a different time back then..." I hear you serve. but I've yet to figure out what that actually...
by austrotard
Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:18 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Take a sip
Replies: 7
Views: 275

Re: Take a sip

"... a determined mother with two young boys at 17..." try 14yrs. and her first at fucking 12yrs. but sugarcoat shiny shit when it suits, sepps. wha'ev'a youse do don't let me start no stereotyping. too soon? I give a fuck. take out tcb. I give it two weeks before some hokey twat comes out with a s...
by austrotard
Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:28 pm
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: Relates
Replies: 1
Views: 97

Re: Relates

squeezing the life out of this story, hey.
you'd think the cc had something to do with it.


he did didn't.
by austrotard
Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:12 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Scientific Anglers Amplitude Grand Slam Fly Line
Replies: 26
Views: 299

Re: Scientific Anglers Amplitude Grand Slam Fly Line

those girls are not from wyoming but the fellas are.


zzzing.
by austrotard
Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:55 pm
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: Atlantic salmonfly swap
Replies: 28
Views: 404

Re: Atlantic salmonfly swap

porno mike would join. just saying.
by austrotard
Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:44 pm
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: whatcha tying?
Replies: 8580
Views: 736378

Re: whatcha tying?

you see, me and my homies like to play this game
we call it Amtrak but some call it the train...
by austrotard
Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:42 pm
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: The gimongus super huge steelhead fly thread.
Replies: 1902
Views: 155769

Re: The gimongus super huge steelhead fly thread.

wait. wait. I know this one... it died.

ha ha... I'm so cool.
by austrotard
Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:58 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7130
Views: 428907

Re: A Confession

confession: collie bound as soon as that cunt dave rocks up.

relates: painter's delay.

elates: exceeding average rainfall with grace.

lates: that's 15 days grace. 'joice' has the paperwork.

sate: half ounce should see me right.

eta: that fucking dave has three two minutes.
by austrotard
Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: wisco disco 2018 - i like turtles
Replies: 58
Views: 1618

Re: i like turtles

I, too, like fags.

but fags dinnae like me.
by austrotard
Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:15 pm
Forum: Fly Tying
Topic: Atlantic salmonfly swap
Replies: 28
Views: 404

Re: Atlantic salmonfly swap

Note to xxxx
3no 6/0 noble ds 2no 7/0 noble ds 3no 6/0 noble s 2no 6/0xl H&B 2no 5/0xl noble s thank you very much
Details
Sent to xxxx $201.00 USD
Fee$4.16 USD
Total$205.16 USD

that's like 300 ossie ducats.
a below average man's daily wage.
by austrotard
Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:02 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Scientific Anglers Amplitude Grand Slam Fly Line
Replies: 26
Views: 299

Re: Scientific Anglers Amplitude Grand Slam Fly Line

so how many are in a grand slam or is this another one of those world series type falsifications?
by austrotard
Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:00 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 4:20. yeah, one of those threads.
Replies: 283
Views: 63755

Re: 4:20. yeah, one of those threads.

surprised you don't get done for terrorism.