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by TheRealCrispyCracker
Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:02 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Sad but amusing
Replies: 264
Views: 20599

Re: Sad but amusing

austrotard wrote:3) what does your wife think you're doing now, fucking around on a computer every night? have you shown her this site?
His wife Abby? Shit, she probably thinks he in the back of the local gas station jerking off the homeless again.

He does what he can to help!
by TheRealCrispyCracker
Thu Feb 16, 2017 6:44 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7341
Views: 465344

Re: A Confession

It's not that difficult to join a gym, lose weight You sure about that babydoll? http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn131/tailingpermit/IMG_0543_zps7uduuyvg.png and when did you get so bashful, girlfriend? Let's just put it all out there http://www.shrinkpictures.com/processed/phplyiAbFPM.jpg one m...
by TheRealCrispyCracker
Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:31 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7341
Views: 465344

Re: A Confession

Is that really you? It most definitely is! Look at this big ball of boyhood http://i67.tinypic.com/33p4k0p.jpg Lovely to see, that even though I rarely post - I still have the same presence of placing my foot up most your asses. And Mikey - you and I both know it isn't feet you like to place up peo...
by TheRealCrispyCracker
Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Twisted Cody?
Replies: 3
Views: 786

Re: Twisted Cody?

You had me at your fucking mouth vomit blabbering. Up for another glory hole, love?
by TheRealCrispyCracker
Sat Feb 11, 2017 3:38 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7341
Views: 465344

Re: A Confession

Nothing could give me the same challenge of fishing permit, space coast redfish or oceanside tarpon - so I don't bother. Hey sugarbag, have you tried finding a job not guaranteed by bloodline alone? Like something based on merit and accomplishments instead of leeching off Daddy? Real life is challe...
by TheRealCrispyCracker
Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:11 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Sad but amusing
Replies: 264
Views: 20599

Re: Sad but amusing

austrotard wrote:time best spent fucking around with other things.
like running a fishing art store, right Johnny Crispy??
:coffee
by TheRealCrispyCracker
Tue Feb 07, 2017 3:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Introduction
Replies: 26
Views: 3200

Re: Introduction

CrispyCracker wrote:Buck up, little camper.

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Bring that tonight, honey. All your bleeding last night made things difficult. But we liked your tears
by TheRealCrispyCracker
Tue Feb 07, 2017 3:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Introduction
Replies: 26
Views: 3200

Re: Introduction

Fake Crispy
Why don't you stop all the nonsense and climb back in bed with me and the rest of the boys.
Sorry we made fun of you for using your thumb ring as a cock ring and it slid off when you were hard.
Luckily, Jerome thinks your pindick is cute...
by TheRealCrispyCracker
Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:49 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Still summer (TR)
Replies: 28
Views: 2780

Re: Still summer (TR)

CrispyCracker wrote:Some folks talk it, some folks do it. Impressive.
Some folks are into thumbie rings and jean shorts. They are called women.

Looking forward to seeing you "on my waters" again soon.