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by shutupandfish
Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Fishing with Widespread Panic
Replies: 27
Views: 3647

Re: Fishing with Widespread Panic

Re Iron Chef, they need to use the Chairman more. He's the most preposterously over the top, and hence best, thing on the show. IC fairly cries out to have that prototypical blind, white-haired Shao-Lin master dude* drop from the studio cat walk and battle to the death with the chairman. Fryolaters,...
by shutupandfish
Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: global warming
Replies: 158
Views: 7848

Re: global warming

the world will do what it wants, it is a living creature....politics, or people will never change that So whether we behave like someone who would eat the liver of the last polar bear on earth with scrimshaw cutlery from the last whale while surfing on a old growth sequoia surfboard or like a colon...
by shutupandfish
Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:02 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: New species (for me) landed on monday
Replies: 62
Views: 5097

Re: New species (for me) landed on monday

You've spawned! I'd say you can still fish whenever you want. Just tell your wife that you've fulfilled your biological imperative and deserve some time off.

:cool
by shutupandfish
Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: On a 8 wt.
Replies: 21
Views: 3450

Re: On a 8 wt.

Weird, hairless, ugly, protohuman washes up in the Hamptons? I'm hypothesizing it is Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley's aborted love child. Mayybe her Total Gym contract specifically said no babies could be brought to term, so they went nightcruisin' with some ether and forceps and flung it over the...
by shutupandfish
Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:10 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: who will export 4 Water Masters to Austria?
Replies: 9
Views: 1936

Re: who will export 4 Water Masters to Austria?

Better get the neoprenes. I heard it snowed in Sydney.
by shutupandfish
Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Poudre River: 7/14/08-7/19/2008
Replies: 17
Views: 3063

Re: Poudre River: 7/14/08-7/19/2008

Nice, Grant. It was good hanging out at Ansel Watrous. I got to who's who that bastard. His name is lodged in my head now and it's starting to bother me. Wikeed. Now I can move on with my life... AW was a U.S. newspaper editor and historian. A long time resident of Fort Collins, Colorado, he is note...
by shutupandfish
Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:19 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pussies over the Poudre
Replies: 22
Views: 3219

Re: Pussies over the Poudre

I always wondered what happened to all the squeegee bums after Rudy Giuliani started his quality of life crackdown. Turns out they all moved to Colorado. Here's one working my windshield for a dime.* http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c349/effgee/Colorado%202008/IMGP0003_4.jpg *Not my windshield, not...
by shutupandfish
Sun May 04, 2008 2:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Sportsmen for Responsible Energy Development
Replies: 186
Views: 9678

Re: Sportsmen for Responsible Energy Development

The problem the Frenchies have run into sporadically is that when the temp of the bodies of water they're using goes up, they've had to shut down because it's not cool enough to chill their reactors. Add a few degrees through "climate change" and you might have a lot more brownouts en votre pays. Th...
by shutupandfish
Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Tarpon: ye Ol tyme hippie movie
Replies: 54
Views: 6459

Re: Tarpon: ye Ol tyme hippie movie

Sounds like the pursuit of this lost celluloid would make a good article for an offbeat fishing magazine. Anyone know of one? It would really have to suck to get it right.
by shutupandfish
Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Man Claims to Speak 'Australian'AfterBeing Raped By a Wombat
Replies: 10
Views: 2035

Re: Man Claims to Speak 'Australian'AfterBeing Raped By a Wombat

Austrians lead the world in interspecies love. There's a 50/50 chance they'll try to hump you so they hedge their bets by calling everyone "mate."
by shutupandfish
Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: NO Reservations....
Replies: 9
Views: 1729

Re: NO Reservations....

Good show. The other TC show starring that Pugsley-looking guy eating flash fried guinea pigs and donkey balls won't go the distance. He's a 1-trick pony compared to Bourdain, who is funny and can write. Anyone can be a stunt eater or general asshole. See cast of Jackass. [I forgot to mention the re...