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by root wad
Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Gator Cunt'ry - TR
Replies: 26
Views: 1500

Re: Gator Cunt'ry - TR

Ruddy Duck wrote:
Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:20 am

You say it was a gator, but how do we really know it wasn't a flat tire?
Funny they tell that story in Homosassa also. Or did 15 years ago. Scratched the hell out of him it did.
by root wad
Tue Apr 10, 2018 11:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: So you want to own a flyshop?
Replies: 135
Views: 14891

Re: So you want to own a flyshop?

K_P wrote:
Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:59 pm
austrotard wrote:
Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:57 pm
bonza. you can spend it down your mate's flyshop/trousers.
Case in point.

No.

Manners.

What.

So.

Fucking.

Ever.
KP, say what you must about Smitch but I assure you the man can wear out a welcome faster than anyone else here. :cool
by root wad
Sat Mar 31, 2018 3:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: HOOOWDEEE!
Replies: 51
Views: 3492

Re: HOOOWDEEE!

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant, when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that??" "Oh," replies the hus...
by root wad
Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:27 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to
Replies: 167
Views: 26854

Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

austrotard wrote:
Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:25 pm
how does one get a dog to stop licking oneself?
Perhaps try licking him back and see how he likes it.
by root wad
Tue Mar 27, 2018 5:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs
Replies: 742
Views: 127372

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

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Here ya go RD. I really cannot believe I chose to wait this long. Now has anyone seen my other shoe?
by root wad
Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: HOOOWDEEE!
Replies: 51
Views: 3492

Re: HOOOWDEEE!

Let me guess who you voted for.
by root wad
Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:11 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: I heard that some people got shot
Replies: 297
Views: 28746

Re: I heard that some people got shot

I am sure, while securely ensconced at his luxury private Florida resort, with his pissed off wife, our president either played golf, counted his money, or thought about hosing another porn star. If he was as smart as he portends he would have spent the time listening to the kids speaking today. Mak...
by root wad
Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: April Vokey Married
Replies: 247
Views: 55753

Re: April Vokey Married

About what you would expect out of a "wrassler from Tazzie." Sorry I missed you at the wedding. Fishing dry was great that day.
by root wad
Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:42 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: FS Gloomis NRX 12# 4 piece
Replies: 10
Views: 2146

Re: FS Gloomis NRX 12# 4 piece

Why don't you pass it on for what you paid for the raffle ticket? Dick....
by root wad
Sun Mar 18, 2018 1:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Friday Cheer Through Pics
Replies: 11691
Views: 1020150

Re: Friday Cheer Through Pics

Kudos for the really nice photo essay in the most recent Northwest Fly Fishing, especially the shot of Yard nymphing. Some righteous button pushing right there. Good job my friend.
by root wad
Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Brule River, WI - We could use some help...
Replies: 21
Views: 1977

Re: Brule River, WI - We could use some help...

[quote=austrotard
I have a little petrol wonga
[/quote]

I beg to differ.
by root wad
Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:19 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pour a sip for one the the giants
Replies: 17
Views: 1593

Re: Pour a sip for one the the giants

Got some pictures someplace of an early promo trip I put together to Christmas Island that Lefty was a part of. I remember him arriving with a loaf of white bread and a couple jars of peanut butter in his carry-on, "just in case" he couldn't get his meat cooked extra well done. Reminds me I should h...