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Re: Intro: The Art of Quarkness

 by MTgrayling ¦  Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:00 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Intro: The Art of Quarkness ¦  Replies: 66 ¦  Views: 7821

Welcome aboard. Apparently this ship is now yours to steer wherever and however you like; newbie. Here is some sage advice from a long time member in good standing... Do not hesitate to put your trust on these guys, for they are stand up men one and all. If someone tells you that people here can and...

Re: Intro

 by MTgrayling ¦  Mon Apr 10, 2017 10:53 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Intro ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 2245

Noodledick wrote:Hi, my name is Noodledick. Those fish are so huge, and you are so cute. Do you want to be my fuck buddy?
you lying whore! ... [sob]

This bitch said he was mine.

:wink ...

Re: A Confession

 by MTgrayling ¦  Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:03 am ¦  Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears ¦  Topic: A Confession ¦  Replies: 7381 ¦  Views: 469756

Force feed him my shrimp flies, sans COCK-tail sauce.

...or let me have all the fun.


Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

 by MTgrayling ¦  Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:24 am ¦  Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears ¦  Topic: things I a-heared at drake camp ¦  Replies: 297 ¦  Views: 44217

austrotard wrote:"it's not about watching me catch all the fish... it's about us watching you not catch any."
That does not sound lime a good guide
Advise... hire another...

Naw, I don't think Ryan would have stabbed these twats in the fuk. He'd stab at the head.

Mind your balls guys, if you got any...

Re: A Confession

 by MTgrayling ¦  Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:21 am ¦  Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears ¦  Topic: A Confession ¦  Replies: 7381 ¦  Views: 469756

wouldn't it be funny if that "tangy" "sour" stuff on my pizzas that Rick asked me about in OR wasn't cheese like I told him it was? "secret sauce" sounds a bit strange The truth is ... ... that not all midgets are fun ... or nice ... or are hooks-ers edit: 'c cause you knew I would edit: 8 of them j...

Re: A Confession

 by MTgrayling ¦  Wed Mar 08, 2017 7:28 pm ¦  Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears ¦  Topic: A Confession ¦  Replies: 7381 ¦  Views: 469756

I did not work today to support womens uppity kunt day or some shit.

solidarity bitches!


music and bikinis = reel good!

edit for whatever the fuck I want to edit

look --> he did it again!

Re: A Confession

 by MTgrayling ¦  Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:32 am ¦  Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears ¦  Topic: A Confession ¦  Replies: 7381 ¦  Views: 469756

A guitar and bong by the crackling evening fire = good

I pod blaring in a desolate canyon = bad

... just in case ... if you didn't get a personalized fuck off from me, take this "fuck off" and shove it somewhere painful.


Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

 by MTgrayling ¦  Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:27 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Things That PISS Me Off! ¦  Replies: 2936 ¦  Views: 306692

austrotard wrote:cunts.
... and twats too

Re: Haven't lost him yet!

 by MTgrayling ¦  Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:26 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Haven't lost him yet! ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 1357

Shoot the future, in the fucking face!


Re: 4:20. yeah, one of those threads.

 by MTgrayling ¦  Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:13 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: 4:20. yeah, one of those threads. ¦  Replies: 308 ¦  Views: 73125

I like how on the bags it says what it's gonna do to you. I mean, I never bought a bag that says 'this'll make you punch your missus in the face' but there you go... I smoke a bit and pow!.. right in the kisser. bags in california should say 'look mate, you're going to find everything disappointing...

Re: Local Board Pics, Preserved for Posterity...

 by MTgrayling ¦  Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:06 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Local Board Pics, Preserved for Posterity... ¦  Replies: 1911 ¦  Views: 288685

Did that guy get convicted or is we spreading heresy and unsubstantiated allegations now??... that would be presidential fo' sure...

chick must be hot...

post up a pic of mommy so we can judge...

Re: A Confession

 by MTgrayling ¦  Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:03 pm ¦  Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears ¦  Topic: A Confession ¦  Replies: 7381 ¦  Views: 469756

Reverse psychology is the best psychology...

... it is GREAT

and fuck you if you don't think so....

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