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by MTgrayling
Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:00 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Intro: The Art of Quarkness
Replies: 66
Views: 6237

Re: Intro: The Art of Quarkness

Welcome aboard. Apparently this ship is now yours to steer wherever and however you like; newbie. Here is some sage advice from a long time member in good standing... Do not hesitate to put your trust on these guys, for they are stand up men one and all. If someone tells you that people here can and...
by MTgrayling
Mon Apr 10, 2017 10:53 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Intro
Replies: 8
Views: 2022

Re: Intro

Noodledick wrote:Hi, my name is Noodledick. Those fish are so huge, and you are so cute. Do you want to be my fuck buddy?
you lying whore! ... [sob]


This bitch said he was mine.

:wink ...
by MTgrayling
Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:03 am
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7178
Views: 439077

Re: A Confession

Force feed him my shrimp flies, sans COCK-tail sauce.

...or let me have all the fun.

:cool
by MTgrayling
Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:24 am
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: things I a-heared at drake camp
Replies: 265
Views: 38875

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

austrotard wrote:"it's not about watching me catch all the fish... it's about us watching you not catch any."
That does not sound lime a good guide
Advise... hire another...

Naw, I don't think Ryan would have stabbed these twats in the fuk. He'd stab at the head.


Mind your balls guys, if you got any...
by MTgrayling
Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:21 am
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7178
Views: 439077

Re: A Confession

wouldn't it be funny if that "tangy" "sour" stuff on my pizzas that Rick asked me about in OR wasn't cheese like I told him it was? "secret sauce" sounds a bit strange The truth is ... ... that not all midgets are fun ... or nice ... or are hooks-ers edit: 'c cause you knew I would edit: 8 of them j...
by MTgrayling
Wed Mar 08, 2017 7:28 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7178
Views: 439077

Re: A Confession

I did not work today to support womens uppity kunt day or some shit.

solidarity bitches!

:cheer



















music and bikinis = reel good!




edit for whatever the fuck I want to edit

look --> he did it again!
by MTgrayling
Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:32 am
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7178
Views: 439077

Re: A Confession

A guitar and bong by the crackling evening fire = good

I pod blaring in a desolate canyon = bad





... just in case ... if you didn't get a personalized fuck off from me, take this "fuck off" and shove it somewhere painful.

...
by MTgrayling
Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:27 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Things That PISS Me Off!
Replies: 2850
Views: 286110

Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

austrotard wrote:cunts.
... and twats too
by MTgrayling
Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:26 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Haven't lost him yet!
Replies: 7
Views: 1209

Re: Haven't lost him yet!

Shoot the future, in the fucking face!

Nioce...
by MTgrayling
Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 4:20. yeah, one of those threads.
Replies: 291
Views: 66662

Re: 4:20. yeah, one of those threads.

I like how on the bags it says what it's gonna do to you. I mean, I never bought a bag that says 'this'll make you punch your missus in the face' but there you go... I smoke a bit and pow!.. right in the kisser. bags in california should say 'look mate, you're going to find everything disappointing...
by MTgrayling
Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:06 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Local Board Pics, Preserved for Posterity...
Replies: 1911
Views: 281914

Re: Local Board Pics, Preserved for Posterity...

Did that guy get convicted or is we spreading heresy and unsubstantiated allegations now??... that would be presidential fo' sure...



chick must be hot...

post up a pic of mommy so we can judge...
by MTgrayling
Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:03 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7178
Views: 439077

Re: A Confession

Reverse psychology is the best psychology...

... it is GREAT
















and fuck you if you don't think so....