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Re: [HIRING] 5 Part-Time "Online Workers". Salary $45/Hour.

 by MEXICO RETURNS ¦  Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:31 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: [HIRING] 5 Part-Time "Online Workers". Salary $45/Hour. ¦  Replies: 3 ¦  Views: 1550

Buy some poster board...Some markers...Make a sign...
Cheese Samwiches--$5
Hand Jobs--$10
Wash my hands before I make your cheese Samwich--$15

You'll get your $45 an hour no problem...

Re: Introduction

 by MEXICO RETURNS ¦  Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:25 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Introduction ¦  Replies: 30 ¦  Views: 5163

Welcome to the Drake!...You're official Drake name will be...Asscrack...

Re: Introduction

 by MEXICO RETURNS ¦  Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:24 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Introduction ¦  Replies: 48 ¦  Views: 8412

You're not fooling me Johnny Hot Rod...I know you posted that report to get me to stab pencils in my eyes to stop the pain...Won't do it...

You say you daughter's 15...Got any nekid pictures of her?...Wanna buy some?...

Well you lobbed it in, fuckwad...You had to know I was gonna take a swing...

Re: Shit, pour a sip up.

 by MEXICO RETURNS ¦  Mon Jan 11, 2016 9:03 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Sh!t, pour a sip up. ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 2337

Every one of you fucks should pour a sip here...Probably the first one to promote the idea that it's okay to be different...Look what we got out of that... Butt hat tattoos, bi-colored hair, women having sex with other women and letting you watch...Basically every good key to the who takes it in the...

Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

 by MEXICO RETURNS ¦  Fri Jan 08, 2016 7:31 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom ¦  Replies: 240 ¦  Views: 40744

It's easy to grin,
When your ship comes in,
And you've got the stock market beat...
But the man worthwhile,
Is a man who can smile,
When his shorts are too tight for his seat...

Ah-huh...Ah-huh, huh...A huh, huh huh...

Re: Advice for bonefishing near Playa Del Carmen

 by MEXICO RETURNS ¦  Fri Jan 08, 2016 7:28 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Advice for bonefishing near Playa Del Carmen ¦  Replies: 40 ¦  Views: 4755

Do you really think all of that is warranted? I mean the guy is brand new here, does he really deserve that much good pinpoint advice and hot spotting? Not only did you tell him where to go, but hooking him up with Mateo and Ramona? I was here for 3 years before you put me in touch with them. FML h...

Re: Online degrees

 by MEXICO RETURNS ¦  Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:28 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Online degrees ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 1726

Do you have a degree for "Eatingmyass?"...

Re: Lunch Meeting TR

 by MEXICO RETURNS ¦  Fri Jan 08, 2016 11:47 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Lunch Meeting TR ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 1210

Doesn't look like you've missed many meals, either...

Re: Advice for bonefishing near Playa Del Carmen

 by MEXICO RETURNS ¦  Fri Jan 08, 2016 11:06 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Advice for bonefishing near Playa Del Carmen ¦  Replies: 40 ¦  Views: 4755

First thing you want to know about Playa Del Carmen is that it’s a tourist town, which means the locals rob the tourists for a living…Now there are Gringos and Gringos Local, with the latter being the gringos that live there and have an “in”…You can tell the Gringos Local by their hats…They all wear...

Re: Advice for bonefishing near Playa Del Carmen

 by MEXICO RETURNS ¦  Thu Jan 07, 2016 1:50 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Advice for bonefishing near Playa Del Carmen ¦  Replies: 40 ¦  Views: 4755

Xcalak...Dabomba...I'll try to find time tomorrow to clue you in on the walk-in...How long is your hair?

Re: My year --- TR

 by MEXICO RETURNS ¦  Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:29 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: My year --- TR ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 1788

Might want to see a doctor, as obviously you have a "Dork Magnet" in you...Coolest thing about that was the sunglasses...Might go with the Sunrise lens next year...

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

 by MEXICO RETURNS ¦  Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:26 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs ¦  Replies: 849 ¦  Views: 155909

Flip Flop tan in January...But that's just me...

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