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by MEXICO RETURNS
Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: [HIRING] 5 Part-Time "Online Workers". Salary $45/Hour.
Replies: 3
Views: 1549

Re: [HIRING] 5 Part-Time "Online Workers". Salary $45/Hour.

Buy some poster board...Some markers...Make a sign...
Cheese Samwiches--$5
Hand Jobs--$10
Wash my hands before I make your cheese Samwich--$15

You'll get your $45 an hour no problem...
by MEXICO RETURNS
Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Introduction
Replies: 30
Views: 5126

Re: Introduction

Welcome to the Drake!...You're official Drake name will be...Asscrack...
by MEXICO RETURNS
Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Introduction
Replies: 48
Views: 8304

Re: Introduction

You're not fooling me Johnny Hot Rod...I know you posted that report to get me to stab pencils in my eyes to stop the pain...Won't do it...

You say you daughter's 15...Got any nekid pictures of her?...Wanna buy some?...

Well you lobbed it in, fuckwad...You had to know I was gonna take a swing...
by MEXICO RETURNS
Mon Jan 11, 2016 9:03 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Sh!t, pour a sip up.
Replies: 18
Views: 2269

Re: Shit, pour a sip up.

Every one of you fucks should pour a sip here...Probably the first one to promote the idea that it's okay to be different...Look what we got out of that... Butt hat tattoos, bi-colored hair, women having sex with other women and letting you watch...Basically every good key to the who takes it in the...
by MEXICO RETURNS
Fri Jan 08, 2016 7:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom
Replies: 228
Views: 38426

Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

It's easy to grin,
When your ship comes in,
And you've got the stock market beat...
But the man worthwhile,
Is a man who can smile,
When his shorts are too tight for his seat...

Ah-huh...Ah-huh, huh...A huh, huh huh...
by MEXICO RETURNS
Fri Jan 08, 2016 7:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Advice for bonefishing near Playa Del Carmen
Replies: 40
Views: 4703

Re: Advice for bonefishing near Playa Del Carmen

Do you really think all of that is warranted? I mean the guy is brand new here, does he really deserve that much good pinpoint advice and hot spotting? Not only did you tell him where to go, but hooking him up with Mateo and Ramona? I was here for 3 years before you put me in touch with them. FML h...
by MEXICO RETURNS
Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Online degrees
Replies: 9
Views: 1724

Re: Online degrees

Do you have a degree for "Eatingmyass?"...
by MEXICO RETURNS
Fri Jan 08, 2016 11:47 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Lunch Meeting TR
Replies: 6
Views: 1210

Re: Lunch Meeting TR

Doesn't look like you've missed many meals, either...
by MEXICO RETURNS
Fri Jan 08, 2016 11:06 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Advice for bonefishing near Playa Del Carmen
Replies: 40
Views: 4703

Re: Advice for bonefishing near Playa Del Carmen

First thing you want to know about Playa Del Carmen is that it’s a tourist town, which means the locals rob the tourists for a living…Now there are Gringos and Gringos Local, with the latter being the gringos that live there and have an “in”…You can tell the Gringos Local by their hats…They all wear...
by MEXICO RETURNS
Thu Jan 07, 2016 1:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Advice for bonefishing near Playa Del Carmen
Replies: 40
Views: 4703

Re: Advice for bonefishing near Playa Del Carmen

Xcalak...Dabomba...I'll try to find time tomorrow to clue you in on the walk-in...How long is your hair?
by MEXICO RETURNS
Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:29 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: My year --- TR
Replies: 16
Views: 1777

Re: My year --- TR

Might want to see a doctor, as obviously you have a "Dork Magnet" in you...Coolest thing about that was the sunglasses...Might go with the Sunrise lens next year...
by MEXICO RETURNS
Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:26 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs
Replies: 837
Views: 151388

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Flip Flop tan in January...But that's just me...