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by Average Joe
Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:28 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7241
Views: 448262

Re: A Confession

My wife left me this past Wednesday morning. We've been married for over twenty-four years now, and it's the first time I've had the house to myself. The transformation our home has undergone during her absence has been astounding. Disastrous might be a better word. I'll know for certain when she re...
by Average Joe
Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:28 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7241
Views: 448262

Re: A Confession

Drake Board error.
by Average Joe
Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rustbelt Bake 2018
Replies: 89
Views: 6626

Re: Rustbelt Bake 2018

Just booked my flight.

Looking forward to seeing those who attend in November.
by Average Joe
Tue Sep 04, 2018 8:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rustbelt Bake 2018
Replies: 89
Views: 6626

Re: Rustbelt Bake 2018

I'm going to try and attend this year, partly because I'd like to make an attempt at disproving this statement... ... we're woefully short of a huge pile of burnable furniture (and, more importantly, since Average Joe will point to the 'free stuff' listings on Craigslist, a place to burn it). ... bu...
by Average Joe
Sat Sep 01, 2018 6:22 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: New Gear
Replies: 1808
Views: 161666

Re: New Gear

I received this lovely, gently-used ashtray in today's mail.





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Many thanks to the gentleman who sent it.

:cool
by Average Joe
Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The unlimited thong thread...
Replies: 2395
Views: 743877

Re: The unlimited thong thread...

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Welcome back my friend.
by Average Joe
Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:47 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: All Time Great Signs
Replies: 736
Views: 186070

Re: All Time Great Signs

root wad wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 11:20 pm
Your bride types?
Indeed. She spent over thirty years writing pharmaceutical patents, so she's rather good at it.

She also cooks, cleans, and tolerates the occasional austrian house guest without complaint.

I've no idea why she ever agreed to marry me.
by Average Joe
Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: All Time Great Signs
Replies: 736
Views: 186070

Re: All Time Great Signs

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by Average Joe
Tue Jul 31, 2018 9:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: An SE AK Summer (Page 13)
Replies: 158
Views: 13312

Re: An SE AK Summer (Page 13)

The Po Thead wrote:
Tue Jul 31, 2018 7:23 pm
My zucchini's have been killin it.
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No surprise there. Why should they be any different from everything else in this post?

:cool
by Average Joe
Tue Jul 31, 2018 9:18 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Will trade CAT motor for Beulah classic 12’ 7” 7/8
Replies: 14
Views: 1492

Re: Will trade CAT motor for Beulah classic 12’ 7” 7/8

austrotard wrote:
Tue Jul 31, 2018 7:51 pm
brilliance. right derr. :stupid

has anybody seen my CAT splats spats?
I need them for band practice.
They're right where you left them...


... a meter or so to the left of your Cohiba ashtray.
by Average Joe
Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Luau 2018
Replies: 72
Views: 7792

Re: Luau 2018

Unsurprisingly, it appears that a fine time was had by all.

I'm truly sorry that I was unable to attend, but I will do my best to ensure that Hagen and I are present next year.
by Average Joe
Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:26 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: A Confession
Replies: 7241
Views: 448262

Re: A Confession

A couple of months ago my father was complaining about his teeth, so I took him to see my dentist. The dentist asked, "When was the last time you had your teeth checked?" "Years." The dentist took some x-rays and ended up pulling some teeth. Last week my mother told me that my father had another too...