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by Captain Asshole
Fri Dec 19, 2014 7:37 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I'd like to nominate myself for Mod
Replies: 19
Views: 1897

Re: I'd like to nominate myself for Mod

mickyspetgoat wrote:
Jed wrote:Ken,
Thank you for your resume. The committee reviewed your qualifications and history on the board and you lost the vote by only one vote. Of course there was only one vote. Goodbye

jed
The word according to Kim Jed Un.
Rule by fiat.
by Captain Asshole
Fri Dec 19, 2014 6:17 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Things for poors
Replies: 62
Views: 12102

Re: Things for poors

Ice trays
Joe Scarborough
SNAP
by Captain Asshole
Fri Dec 19, 2014 6:08 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Good Morning!!
Replies: 2
Views: 403

Good Morning!!

Last day of work before a two week vacation. Pretty pumped. Only bad part is I owe my boss a presentation at 2 and I haven't started it yet. Anybody here know anything about insurance captives?

Yall have a good one.
by Captain Asshole
Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Unlimited Cat Thread Part 2!!!
Replies: 60
Views: 4318

Re: Unlimited Cat Thread Part 2!!!

flybug.pa. wrote:yeah , sorry about the quality. I just thought I should share part of my family with the FNG'S.
FNG = fucking new guise? SKRONG.

Image
by Captain Asshole
Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Drake/Freaks Bake
Replies: 16
Views: 1347

Re: Drake/Freaks Bake

Shane wrote:
Captain Asshole wrote:
Shane wrote:Holston River.

June 2015

Barrel full of whisky and lots of DMT
Goddammit. Baby due June 6.

OK, May
In.
by Captain Asshole
Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:24 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: rules regarding twats
Replies: 252
Views: 20253

Re: rules regarding twats

Suite melt.
by Captain Asshole
Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Drake/Freaks Bake
Replies: 16
Views: 1347

Re: Drake/Freaks Bake

Shane wrote:Holston River.

June 2015

Barrel full of whisky and lots of DMT
Goddammit. Baby due June 6.
by Captain Asshole
Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Drake/Freaks Bake
Replies: 16
Views: 1347

Re: Drake/Freaks Bake

I'm in.

Yall may make fun of the Box but we have lots of hots over there. And sometimes (actually a lotta times) they post pics of their tits. Lurgee knows what I'm talking about.
by Captain Asshole
Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Things for poors
Replies: 62
Views: 12102

Re: Things for poors

Massage Envy
Chiropractors
Miller Lite
by Captain Asshole
Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Unlimited Cat Thread Part 2!!!
Replies: 60
Views: 4318

Re: Unlimited Cat Thread Part 2!!!

bump for flyburg.pa
by Captain Asshole
Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:28 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: rules regarding twats
Replies: 252
Views: 20253

Re: rules regarding twats

Talk about a pity party. You or one of your friends or some friends of friends from a jamband message board, was so butthurt that he whined about it on your widespread panic site. Simply because people on a fishing site didn't worship his fishing pictures & it made that pussy all sad and lonely. So...
by Captain Asshole
Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:08 pm
Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears
Topic: rules regarding twats
Replies: 252
Views: 20253

Re: rules regarding twats

Nah, it's just that nobody has any manners anymore. It's really easy: you introduce yourself, you get made fun of by some people, and then it's over. If you cry when someone makes fun of you, the sharks smell the blood and start to circle. It's fucking nature, man. Not really that difficult, unless...