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Re: I'd like to nominate myself for Mod

 by Captain Asshole ¦  Fri Dec 19, 2014 7:37 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: I'd like to nominate myself for Mod ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 1906

mickyspetgoat wrote:
Jed wrote:Ken,
Thank you for your resume. The committee reviewed your qualifications and history on the board and you lost the vote by only one vote. Of course there was only one vote. Goodbye

jed
The word according to Kim Jed Un.
Rule by fiat.

Re: Things for poors

 by Captain Asshole ¦  Fri Dec 19, 2014 6:17 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Things for poors ¦  Replies: 62 ¦  Views: 12241

Ice trays
Joe Scarborough
SNAP

Good Morning!!

 by Captain Asshole ¦  Fri Dec 19, 2014 6:08 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Good Morning!! ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 404

Last day of work before a two week vacation. Pretty pumped. Only bad part is I owe my boss a presentation at 2 and I haven't started it yet. Anybody here know anything about insurance captives?

Yall have a good one.

Re: Unlimited Cat Thread Part 2!!!

 by Captain Asshole ¦  Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:30 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Unlimited Cat Thread Part 2!!! ¦  Replies: 60 ¦  Views: 4348

flybug.pa. wrote:yeah , sorry about the quality. I just thought I should share part of my family with the FNG'S.
FNG = fucking new guise? SKRONG.

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Re: Drake/Freaks Bake

 by Captain Asshole ¦  Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:26 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Drake/Freaks Bake ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 1352

Shane wrote:
Captain Asshole wrote:
Shane wrote:Holston River.

June 2015

Barrel full of whisky and lots of DMT
Goddammit. Baby due June 6.

OK, May
In.

Re: rules regarding twats

 by Captain Asshole ¦  Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:24 pm ¦  Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears ¦  Topic: rules regarding twats ¦  Replies: 254 ¦  Views: 23073

Suite melt.

Re: Drake/Freaks Bake

 by Captain Asshole ¦  Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:23 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Drake/Freaks Bake ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 1352

Shane wrote:Holston River.

June 2015

Barrel full of whisky and lots of DMT
Goddammit. Baby due June 6.

Re: Drake/Freaks Bake

 by Captain Asshole ¦  Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:20 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Drake/Freaks Bake ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 1352

I'm in.

Yall may make fun of the Box but we have lots of hots over there. And sometimes (actually a lotta times) they post pics of their tits. Lurgee knows what I'm talking about.

Re: Things for poors

 by Captain Asshole ¦  Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:09 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Things for poors ¦  Replies: 62 ¦  Views: 12241

Massage Envy
Chiropractors
Miller Lite

Re: Unlimited Cat Thread Part 2!!!

 by Captain Asshole ¦  Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:54 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Unlimited Cat Thread Part 2!!! ¦  Replies: 60 ¦  Views: 4348

bump for flyburg.pa

Re: rules regarding twats

 by Captain Asshole ¦  Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:28 pm ¦  Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears ¦  Topic: rules regarding twats ¦  Replies: 254 ¦  Views: 23073

Talk about a pity party. You or one of your friends or some friends of friends from a jamband message board, was so butthurt that he whined about it on your widespread panic site. Simply because people on a fishing site didn't worship his fishing pictures & it made that pussy all sad and lonely. So...

Re: rules regarding twats

 by Captain Asshole ¦  Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:08 pm ¦  Forum: Bitching Room for Whiny People Who Bore Us to Tears ¦  Topic: rules regarding twats ¦  Replies: 254 ¦  Views: 23073

Nah, it's just that nobody has any manners anymore. It's really easy: you introduce yourself, you get made fun of by some people, and then it's over. If you cry when someone makes fun of you, the sharks smell the blood and start to circle. It's fucking nature, man. Not really that difficult, unless...

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