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by CrispyCracker
Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:34 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: Sad but amusing
Replies: 264
Views: 19902

Re: Sad but amusing

fishskibum, you’re the only forum member I’ve ever met whose posts slur. Ten to one that brindled poodle fares better on an aptitude test. fallen wrote: “So did you poop or pee. I'm still really confused.” Explains how your knob ends up where it should not so often. Ginseng wrote: “Politics aside it...
by CrispyCracker
Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:39 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight
Replies: 66
Views: 5254

Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

I've made no attempt to hide my face or my identity. And just so you know, if any of you tried to maintain the "you're not welcome in our hyper-exclusive club of paunchy porn-watching carp eaters" shit in real life I'd grin at you just as I do in here. https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JJKpvDJgstiTFn2...
by CrispyCracker
Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:07 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight
Replies: 66
Views: 5254

Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

I swear, there's a tightknit little group of carp eaters in here who matriculated at the same unimaginative school of profanity. Evidently that group includes Wanderfunk and the ponderous weight of his 12 total posts. But hell, maybe repeatedly throwing the F-bomb amounts to quality forum content, a...
by CrispyCracker
Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:33 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: take 2
Replies: 15
Views: 1652

Re: take 2

I like it. Then again, I like Busch beer and collards.
by CrispyCracker
Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:13 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight
Replies: 66
Views: 5254

Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

fallen, you and 3 or 4 other posters follow me from thread to thread frothing like a stuck beer tap, so spare me the "I don't get mad" schtick. I understand your frustration: the Noob is supposed to take a knee, not club the local toughs. Bob: “This place, teh suck, is indeed a microcosm of life.” Y...
by CrispyCracker
Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:00 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight
Replies: 66
Views: 5254

Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

I left a 20 spot on the dresser, G. Buy yourself something nice.

And this thread is damn funny, regardless.
by CrispyCracker
Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight
Replies: 66
Views: 5254

Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

G, you and about six other posters in here are completely humorless turds. And, given your sour makeup, likely sexless.

Shove the whiny reply up your ass. Then thank me publicly for finally sparking some form of penetration.
by CrispyCracker
Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: All Time Great Signs
Replies: 736
Views: 186659

Re: All Time Great Signs

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by CrispyCracker
Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:21 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight
Replies: 66
Views: 5254

Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Ah, makes sense now. It's lack of jelly roll that makes so many folks in this joint contrary.

With the stacks of porn lying about you'd think even the most deprived Drakers would be perpetually jolly.
by CrispyCracker
Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:57 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: It's true
Replies: 45
Views: 3603

Re: It's true

pbr wrote: "Come up to Wisconsin. Or you could come down this way. When you get homesick I'll toss some dog turds in my icebox. "We can go fishing." Prep the spin gear. That pirate dog is something. And nice puppy pic, Dee. I love puppies. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1LB8JheRCNU/UrH5rFF8weI/AAAAAAAAE_...
by CrispyCracker
Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: It's true
Replies: 45
Views: 3603

Re: It's true

Not sure which is worse -- pbr's latest attempt at wit or Freddy's knee-scuffed cheerleading.

I'm gonna go with the scuffing.
by CrispyCracker
Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: It's true
Replies: 45
Views: 3603

Re: It's true

#24. See photo of fuzzy faced guy in deflated dick suit catching redfish

Another one off the bucket list. I was starting to think this one would never happen.