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by CrispyCracker
Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:06 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Noob
Replies: 184
Views: 12043

Re: Noob

Honest answer: to talk fishing with other anglers. Imagine my disappointment. I tried a couple of times above to steer the conversation in that direction but the locals seem intent on mixing it up. Fine by me, but it'd be disingenuous to blame the Noob for following their lead. Fallen, masochists pr...
by CrispyCracker
Mon Jan 16, 2017 6:43 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Noob
Replies: 184
Views: 12043

Re: Noob

Gee, seems Perry Mason has me pegged.

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by CrispyCracker
Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:47 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Noob
Replies: 184
Views: 12043

Re: Noob

Wow, a copied-and-pasted barrage of "Loser." Inspired stuff. I honestly don't know how noobs survive this place. It's like walking headlong into a big whirling propeller.

A propeller made of soft, tickly feathers that smell like George Michaels' fuchsia bedsheets, but still.
by CrispyCracker
Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:01 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Noob
Replies: 184
Views: 12043

Re: Noob

fatman, you just referenced one of my favorite movies and movie characters. Best regards to the sheep. Fallen, anything to get a guy to show some skin, huh? That closet you're in must be confining. Sashay on out. CrickAddict wrote: 'I have been tolded by reliable sources that "Guido and "Bubba ", ar...
by CrispyCracker
Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:57 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Noob
Replies: 184
Views: 12043

Re: Noob

Like I say, a veritable catch-all for acerbic wit.

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by CrispyCracker
Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:29 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Noob
Replies: 184
Views: 12043

Re: Noob

austrotard wrote: “9th generation tanty.” If that's an abbreviated handle for a practitioner of tantric sex then guilty as charged. I make Sting look like a one-pump chump. “what did I say last night? I'm trying to fit in...I want to be a part of this desperately...I'll bet…your heartbeat races befo...
by CrispyCracker
Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:39 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Noob
Replies: 184
Views: 12043

Re: Noob

I tried the acquiescence thing but it’s just not working for me. So let’s go another route. Bobwhite asked: “Can people be that lazy and stupid?” Why yes, they can. In fact, an assload of them recently voted for a corrupt pantsuit. Spudnick wrote: “I have this feeling towards southerners that I just...
by CrispyCracker
Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:42 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Noob
Replies: 184
Views: 12043

Re: Noob

I stopped by this place hoping to talk fishing and make a few friends. I followed the instructions for new posters to the letter, but instead of a warm welcome I have my heritage impugned, endure mockery of my clothing choices, have wild assumptions made about my political leanings (most of them unc...
by CrispyCracker
Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Noob
Replies: 184
Views: 12043

Re: Noob

Now that's more like it. Your wish is my command, fatman. http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg566/snookrazy/Drake/IMG_8722.jpg http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg566/snookrazy/Drake/IMG_9071.jpg http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg566/snookrazy/Drake/IMG_8902.jpg http://i1244.photobucket.com/...
by CrispyCracker
Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Noob
Replies: 184
Views: 12043

Re: Noob

Now that right there is a scary initiation tactic, poudre. :razz: Come on, now, pile on. I'm the hapless noob. Oh my crap, I just realized I forgot to post a set of cans. I dug this one up from a delightful little site called "Chest Meat." I know, I know, she hasn't seen a dentist in, well, ever. Bu...
by CrispyCracker
Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Noob
Replies: 184
Views: 12043

Noob

Fresh meat alert. I've stalked the Drake boards on and off for some time and finally figured I'll give it a go. Everglades addict who started fishing out of Chokoloskee way back when modified mullet boats were more common than technical skiffs (whatever that is). Yes, I have some miles on me but if ...
by CrispyCracker
Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:44 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Local Board Pics, Preserved for Posterity...
Replies: 1911
Views: 284943

Re: Local Board Pics, Preserved for Posterity...

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Noob's first post. Not technically a fish (I have trouble with rules) but this dude tried to scarf several snook at boat side.