Things That PISS Me Off!

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by austrotard » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:26 am

told you it was all about me and my dentistry...

unlucky, mate.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by RFA » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:14 pm

Fucking Harley dudes with leather vests emblazoned with logos....like the purchase of a vest with a sewn on logo makes you intimidating.

Upstate NY is full of these fucking fags. They watched Sons of Anarchy, and now they think they're tough. I would love the chance to pound every single one of their faces into an unidentifiable pulp of flesh. Line 'em up, one by one, fake tough guys.

Even typing that made me angry. If they had a true set of balls they would ride a dirt bike as a hobby. Just unreal, a bunch of fat dudes with cutoff sleeves revving their engines with an even fatter girl on the back

Sorry, summertime.....brings out all of the douchebags. They have always been around, but the whole leather vest gang thing is the new Oakley thermonuclearprotection vibe for the late 2000-teens. Pussies.

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by austrotard » Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:11 am

today it's adding 26 when I should have added 261.
oh, and finding a quote that should've gone out yesterday in my draft box (and without all the fucking changes I made).

teeth op? $2500.

today, I am what I like to refer to as a 'stupid cunting fuck'.
seriously. I say this all the time. but I mostly scream it in my head 99.9% of the time if I'm truthful.

it's days like these when one should seriously knock a granny on the head.

fuuuuuuuck's sake.

(10min to 4:20, btices)
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by austrotard » Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:08 am

'so did you watch the match last night?' she asked.
"no" I replied. "I'm watching it later."
'well it was pretty even stevens from all accounts.'

my mum in law pisses me off to no end.
this is why I knock grannies on the head. they fucking well deserve it.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by fly-chucker » Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:45 pm

Why is it that this song is stuck in my head as I track another fucking cat 5 storm bearing down on my SIL and BIL



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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by austrotard » Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:26 am

must be pissing you fucking faggots off...

320 million and you cunts can't field a decent football team.
fucking losers.

no offence.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by Fishwater » Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:12 am

austrotard wrote:
Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:26 am
must be pissing you fucking faggots off...

320 million and you cunts can't field a decent football team.
fucking losers.

no offence.
We can play football. We just suck at soccer. :bomb
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by yard4sale » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:48 am

Best I can tell two types watch soccer in the US. Hipsters and middle management types. I can't stand either...
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by Da Ax » Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:18 pm

yard4sale wrote:
Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:48 am
Best I can tell two types watch soccer in the US. Hipsters and middle management types. I can't stand either...
The only soccer I watch is my son's team. that's only because I've been watching him play since he was 4 years old and I have $$$ involved, not the gambling type, either.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by RFA » Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:52 pm

~people that swing wide left before making a right turn~

You're not driving a fucking Kenworth with a 53 foot trailer, your fucking CRV can make the turn without drastic measures. Just roll the wheel to the fucking right as you go around the corner.

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by Redchaser » Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:42 pm

RFA wrote:
Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:52 pm
~people that swing wide left before making a right turn~

You're not driving a fucking Kenworth with a 53 foot trailer, your fucking CRV can make the turn without drastic measures. Just roll the wheel to the fucking right as you go around the corner.

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by stillsteamin » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:10 pm

RFA wrote:
Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:52 pm
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