happy bloody austria day, you pack of bastards.

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Re: happy bloody austria day, you pack of bastards.

Post by BigTimber » Thu Jan 26, 2017 1:31 pm

Sounds about right. Everybody's offended. Next will be the 4th of July. watch.
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Re: happy bloody austria day, you pack of bastards.

Post by stillsteamin » Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:37 pm

I'm kinda offended that somebody named their kid Barnaby. Name like that should be hung over the entrance to a sports bar in Toledo with goofy shit on the walls and mozzarella sticks, not around some poor blokes neck for the rest of his life. A life indubitably spent blaming his parents for a career that peaked at deputy. Always the bridesmaid.
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Re: happy bloody austria day, you pack of bastards.

Post by Average Joe » Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:00 pm

How many spiders did you catch today, Mitch?

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Re: happy bloody austria day, you pack of bastards.

Post by Genome » Thu Jan 26, 2017 6:49 pm

You bash every damn one with a size 10 (size 19.4b austrian? I don't know the conversion)!! Spiders are of the devil.

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Re: happy bloody austria day, you pack of bastards.

Post by flashback » Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:52 am

Erection lasting several hours and painful? Yikes!

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Re: happy bloody austria day, you pack of bastards.

Post by austrotard » Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:59 am

flashback wrote:Erection lasting several hours and painful? Yikes!

sounds like one of my constructions.
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Re: happy bloody austria day, you pack of bastards.

Post by trouthound » Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:49 am

stillsteamin wrote:I'm kinda offended that somebody named their kid Barnaby. Name like that should be hung over the entrance to a sports bar in Toledo with goofy shit on the walls and mozzarella sticks, not around some poor blokes neck for the rest of his life. A life indubitably spent blaming his parents for a career that peaked at deputy. Always the bridesmaid.

Almost as bad as naming their kid Barron.
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Re: happy bloody austria day, you pack of bastards.

Post by stillsteamin » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:47 am

trouthound wrote:Almost as bad as naming their kid Barron.
They wanted to go with Adolf but heard he was a gay.
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Re: happy bloody austria day, you pack of bastards.

Post by austrotard » Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:40 am

this, fuckos.
bbq, piss and sunny fucking weather.

but don't feel too bad. spundick's on a plane.
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Re: happy bloody austria day, you pack of bastards.

Post by Transylwader » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:03 am

The only thing half decent from Austria in the past few decades, other than Shane Warne who fucked half the Protea players wives.
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Re: happy bloody austria day, you pack of bastards.

Post by Redchaser » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:04 am

It's a country? I thought it was just an island.
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Re: happy bloody austria day, you pack of bastards.

Post by LA Fly Guy » Fri Jan 26, 2018 3:50 pm

Redchaser wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:04 am
It's a country? I thought it was just an island.
Hmmm, And all this time I was thinking it was a continent.
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