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Post by Outcast » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:51 pm

It counts for a lot.

When you show up in the morning and haven’t had enough coffee. Your eyes are still burning from the smoke in the bar last night and your head is pounding and all you can think of is “I know I got her number, where did I put it?”. You’re running five minutes early but the lunches are late. That left bearing on the trailer is suspect but you think it’ll make it home. Goddamn Coke blew up in the cooler and now the water is brown and everything is sticky. You didn’t get any flies tied last night and now the shop is out because some jackass in a Range Rover just bought the last three dozen of what you need. You don’t have any 2X. Wind’s starting to blow and the sky is getting dark. Where’s your lanyard? How many people did you say already filled out shuttle sheets??!!!?

We’ve all been down. The strong among us have picked ourselves back up and tried again with a clenched smile and renewed determination. Sometimes though even the strong can’t pick themselves up and they need help. Help is a gift. In order for a gift to truly appreciated it needs to be given freely without expectation and accepted graciously for then it is a liberating and uplifting experience for both parties.
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Re: Attitude

Post by Yard Sale » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:26 am

Sun, big bugs, and nice feesh is what you call being down? Try a month long skunkage in freezing rain swinging for the fence.

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Re: Attitude

Post by Articulated Trico » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:33 am

Damn Outcast! That might be the best thing u have ever contributed!
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Re: Attitude

Post by stonedfly » Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:53 am

Nice <i've been drinking though>.
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Re: Attitude

Post by shunned » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:32 am

I don't believe for a second you homos can still smoke in pubs.
the depths of your narcissism never cease to amaze me

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Re: Attitude

Post by foureyedgeek » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:03 am

Good stuff!
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Post by midstream » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:29 am

Great bugs, water and fish, outstanding!
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Re: Attitude

Post by SLSS » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:25 am

Fucker, you set a damn high bar. :cool

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Re: Attitude

Post by slavetotheflyrod » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:36 am

shunned wrote:I don't believe for a second you homos can still smoke in pubs.
He's in Montana, it's like this whole other country or something.

Good stuff OC
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Re: Attitude

Post by RFA » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:45 am

Good shit Outcast. :cool
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Re: Attitude

Post by Bobwhite » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:09 am

Thanks for that, Outcast... great stuff all around.
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Re: Attitude

Post by CharlieJenkem » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:44 am

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