Things That PISS Me Off!

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:33 am

$160 trainers for the eldest btice. :fight


either cut down on beer or the kids new gear
it's a big decision in a town called malice, matt(e)
9 out of 10 entomologists fucking well aren't.

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Mon Feb 04, 2019 4:53 am

"I'm a bit ocd."
'oh yeah, she's like totally ocd.'

obsessive compulsive disorder:
this season's new excuse for being an absolute cunting pain in the ass.


and then, just two minutes after they'd left... they'd returned...

"sorry, I'm a bit of a visual person."
'yeah, sorry. she just wants (see: needs) to see exactly where they'll be...'

no, two sugars.
you need to be off-site. you cannot read a plan and you should not be here.
you're a fucking imbecile. for example... you're wearing what appears to be slippers.
see that machine there?
yeah... well he cannot see you. be mindful.
look, the only reason you're here is because the bird before you didn't have bigger tits.
and if it were up to me you'd either be shot... or short of spare lead, be marched straight into the ocean.

personally, I liked you lot better when you were waving banners and being trampled by fucking horses.


but there's certain things you shouldn't say to clients.
9 out of 10 entomologists fucking well aren't.

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Mon Feb 18, 2019 8:56 pm

searching an 'on demand' channel to watch a fucking football match and the cunts tell you the score in the fucking description.

this is why all stupid people should be fucking murdered.
pop pop pop pop pop pop.
all in a twatting ditch.

mtice's famous cunthead lasagne.
9 out of 10 entomologists fucking well aren't.

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Tue Feb 19, 2019 4:01 pm

Drones. I despise the things.

Despite my hate, I bought one to try to help me with something (that doesn’t involve filming or photography like most of the assholes).

I crashed it the second time flying it.

They replaced it.

Things went well for about a week and a half.

I just watched it again fall from the sky.

Never again. Any benefits I may have seen isn’t worth this headache in addition to my being another asshole with a drone.

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by -G- » Tue Feb 19, 2019 4:52 pm

Heero[CntRmbrPwd] wrote:
Tue Feb 19, 2019 4:01 pm
Drones. I despise the things.

Despite my hate, I bought one to try to help me with something (that doesn’t involve filming or photography like most of the assholes).

I crashed it the second time flying it.

They replaced it.

Things went well for about a week and a half.

I just watched it again fall from the sky.

Never again. Any benefits I may have seen isn’t worth this headache in addition to my being another asshole with a drone.
I am pleased and shouldn’t be surprised that more people who hate those things with a firery passion reside here.
Maybe we haven't drank enough Busch- Nolan

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by Kfoxwyo » Tue Feb 19, 2019 5:44 pm

Drones, shotgun fodder. Fuckers.
Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need-a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing.
-Jerome K. Jerome, 1889

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Tue Feb 19, 2019 6:03 pm

they crippled and then conquered engerland air space.
much like they did with paper airplanes back during the troubles. or as the locals called it... 'lil bit problis'.
9 out of 10 entomologists fucking well aren't.

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by upthepoudre » Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:17 am

When there's a rod vault hatch on your local.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by stillsteamin » Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:35 am

upthepoudre wrote:
Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:17 am
When there's a rod vault hatch on your local.
Ugh.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:30 pm

our local.

topical: eating a box of currants only to find out half-way that one, they're off by two years; and two, full of moth larvae... like worms, dude.

straya, mate.
come live in the bush inside your cunting house, hey.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:14 pm

christchurch/canterbury crusaders changing their name as to the general public not having to re-live the horrors of the christian crusades.

bros,
just change the city's name to muhammedmosques and cut all ties with the commonwealth.
that'll show us you're serious in your omfg. that will fix everything.
knock down some churches and statues as well.

what a bunch of cunts.

'australian, brenton tarrant...'

yes. we know he's australian. cheers, mate.
but those weren't australian guns.
9 out of 10 entomologists fucking well aren't.

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by rampant » Sat Apr 06, 2019 6:26 pm

'Cause we all know that it's guns that kill people...

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