Things That PISS Me Off!

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Mon May 13, 2019 2:54 am

$3500 down and a trip to the fucking dentist.

but to be fair my one tooth is more beautiful than a thing of beauty.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by LTFI » Tue May 21, 2019 2:26 pm

Automatic reels.

People who fish automatic reels.

The stories of why people who fish automatic reels fish automatic reels.

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Thu May 30, 2019 9:08 pm

some postie cunt has nicked me new manchester united scarves.

it's funny. one could go into deepest darkest madagascar and it's guaranteed you'll find some colonial brother in a united shirt.

racism.
misdirected racism pisses me off. twats.
9 out of 10 entomologists fucking well aren't.

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by RFA » Thu May 30, 2019 9:23 pm

mitch aka 2 fish wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 9:08 pm
some postie cunt has nicked me new manchester united scarves.

it's funny. one could go into deepest darkest madagascar and it's guaranteed you'll find some colonial brother in a united shirt.

racism.
misdirected racism pisses me off. twats.
I'm not sure your brain is firing on all cylinders anymore, Mitch. Maybe that's spelled "Cylindres" in the Empire.

Mine isn't either, I convinced myself that I had testicular cancer this week because my nuts were sore. Maybe it was because I kept checking that I didn't have lumps on them over and over after realizing that I hadn't done so.....ever?

Edit: I even caught myself looking at my nuts in profile this morning, thinking to myself "Well, that doesn't look right". I have never looked at my nuts in profile before this morning.

Not to ruin the fun, but it's a well known fact that sports teams dump excess merchandise on developing countries when it is no longer feasible to sell it. One example would be how all of these teams immediately have "Perth League Champions" shirts immediately after winning said championship. The clothing companies print both teams' shirts well before the match, and the losers are the poor countries that get the shirts proclaiming the wrong victor.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Thu May 30, 2019 9:40 pm

no.
that's not how it works.

manchester united 'merch' is today's songs and necklaces.
prolly why united owns most of africa and parts of portland, or.
9 out of 10 entomologists fucking well aren't.

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by bigfatomcat » Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:42 am

Not having the gate keys.....anymore...right Lenny?
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:48 pm

one inch= 2 chains

today it's allotment plans from 1925.
thought I might find bob white's signature.

what!
9 out of 10 entomologists fucking well aren't.

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by D-nymph » Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:33 am

bigfatomcat wrote:
Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:42 am
Not having the gate keys.....anymore...right Lenny?
The bloke with the sling pack should have training wheels, no?

:cool
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by LA Fly Guy » Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:57 am

D-nymph wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:33 am
bigfatomcat wrote:
Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:42 am
Not having the gate keys.....anymore...right Lenny?
The bloke with the sling pack should have training wheels, no?

:cool
Probably his first day without them....
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by Lenny » Thu Jun 13, 2019 1:04 pm

bigfatomcat wrote:
Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:42 am
Not having the gate keys.....anymore...right Lenny?
It was nice while it lasted. Im focusing on the salt now
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:12 pm

government funding building refresher courses that take up all of my fucking saturday.

but I get another certificate for the wall. so there's that.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:00 pm

kill me.
9 out of 10 entomologists fucking well aren't.

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