Things That PISS Me Off!

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by 421sd » Fri May 05, 2017 2:12 pm

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I'm gonna keep using the report function until it works again.....in other news:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pz0ZnRMkA0

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by austrotard » Thu May 11, 2017 11:54 pm

'what are you doing sunday?'
"I don't know... it's mother's day."
'what? your mum's here from victoria?'
"no."
'well what the fuck are you talking about?'
"mother's day. natalie. my wife."
'you're a fucking asshole and you're in the rearview.'

topical: milquetoast cunts.

no offence to henpecked motherfuckers either. and you fucking saps know who you are.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by Spicytuna » Fri Jun 02, 2017 11:03 am

Was trying to put the feelers out for a little trip early august with two buddies I got back into fishing.

Day fucking 1 of the idea friend A asks his wife about the availability of the trip. It was disclosed to not mention this trip outside the 3 people that would be involved.

Last night Friend A's wife was over visiting with my wife she turned to me and said, "Hear you invited Friend A to Montana".

Needless to say wife was not happy trip was cancelled and now my wife is pissed at me, all for an Idea.

I am very lucky to have the wife that allows me the freedom I do, however there is a time and a place for everything and this one was neither.

I know how to play my cards and do it well, but this one was out of my hand.


Elates:

I am leaving today after work till Sunday for my fish out, CFW (Can't Fucking Wait)... Wrong thread I know :gun :gun

That is where the "timing" portion was off in the above story. :bomb :bomb :bomb :bomb :bomb



:sucks ME!!!!!!
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by ironman » Fri Jun 02, 2017 11:17 am

ST.... perhaps the FiberOne's have gone to your grey matter.

Friend A asks his wife about potential trip (why wouldn't he)
Friend A's wife mentions this to you, in front of your wife.
It's theoretical, yes?
What's the big deal?

Enjoy your fish out. Mind the list.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by flashback » Fri Jun 02, 2017 8:08 pm

You sort of have to wonder why you would marry someone who wouldn't let you do what makes you happy.
It's really lame to think "I shoulda..."

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by austrotard » Fri Jun 02, 2017 8:19 pm

this is why I take the sean connery route when it comes to women, miss moneypenny.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by fatman » Fri Jun 02, 2017 9:43 pm

"Look, honey, I'm sorry"

"So you're not going fishing?"

"Fuck yeah I'm going fishing. I'm sorry you're pissed about it"
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by fly-chucker » Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:14 am

^this :bow
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by austrotard » Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:25 pm

This page isn’t working

www.drakemag.com is currently unable to handle this request.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by 421sd » Thu Jul 06, 2017 1:30 pm

.....carefully crafting a TR three times and having the site/innerwebs glitch me out every, damn, time.

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by flysmallie » Thu Jul 06, 2017 1:55 pm

waiting for this guy :stupid to learn to use a computer.

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by Redchaser » Sat Jul 08, 2017 2:21 pm

Dumbfucks that think it's ok to lift your photo's and use them as content on their instafacegur social media self promotion stuff.
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