Things That PISS Me Off!

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by austrotard » Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:36 pm

Redchaser wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:35 am
A fucking week of this while on vacation and now back home reallly pisses me off. And yes I am bogarting my daughters flannel froggir blankie... and what appears to be a rectal thermometer.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by Redchaser » Sat Jul 22, 2017 10:30 pm

You know how to tell the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral one? ...,.The taste
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by Kfoxwyo » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:34 pm

Ouch Red, hope your felling better!

421, 454, 4 speed not numbers matching...other than that it was in pretty mint condition... recently caught fire no one was hurt and it was extinguished pretty quickly but the motor needs re-built and of course everything else under the hood. Seems like the fuel dumped down over the manifold...so far the insurance company has been stellar..
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by austrotard » Mon Jul 24, 2017 9:37 pm

the new word betwixt.

(replaces the cc's side by each)
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by woolly bugger » Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:03 am

Effing lightening cables for iPhones -- way too expensive and they always quit working at the most inoportune times!! Had to buy a replacement last evening for 18 donkey added to the bill for date night

Chocolates $8
Wine $17
Bondage Rope $34
Dinner $74

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by stillsteamin » Thu Jul 27, 2017 11:16 am

austrotard wrote:
Mon Jul 24, 2017 9:37 pm
the new word betwixt.
Makes me think of a thong. Between can be anything, but betwixt has some sort of a furtive quality to it that I appreciate.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by West Chester » Thu Jul 27, 2017 4:17 pm

woolly bugger wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:03 am
Effing lightening cables for iPhones -- way too expensive and they always quit working at the most inoportune times!! Had to buy a replacement last evening for 18 donkey added to the bill for date night

Chocolates $8
Wine $17
Bondage Rope $34
Dinner $74

Smile on my face: priceless
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by woolly bugger » Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:18 pm

West Chester wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 4:17 pm
woolly bugger wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:03 am
Effing lightening cables for iPhones -- way too expensive and they always quit working at the most inoportune times!! Had to buy a replacement last evening for 18 donkey added to the bill for date night

Chocolates $8
Wine $17
Bondage Rope $34
Dinner $74

Smile on my face: priceless
Do you have a safeword to use when you need her to untie you?
Of course we have a safe word, haven't had to use it yet, the safe word we use is "West Chester"

For those who follow the "stolen moments" thread y'all may have to wait a while as for the next tr, I've been all tied up , jis say'in
ex "I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!"
me "There's a season???"

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by rampant » Fri Jul 28, 2017 2:21 am

Say West Chester with a ball gag in your mouf

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by Da Ax » Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:10 am

rampant wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2017 2:21 am
Say West Chester with a ball gag in your mouf
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by austrotard » Fri Jul 28, 2017 9:46 pm

topical:

last night I had a toothache; back left molar. probably a piece of toothpick in the gum or some shit.
this morning I wake up and I look like I've had a stroke.

I could pull it out but I've my 18th wedding anniversary dinner tonight and I might have to eat something.


I am literally fucking falling apart. just like the terminator.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by flashback » Sat Jul 29, 2017 2:55 pm

Hard to find a dentist on the weekend, probably out fishing.

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