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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 1:07 am
by austrotard
come on, man... when was the last day you didn't type 'trump' or 'gop'?
and what point does one consider oneself a puppet?

dance for me, puppet!
dance!

there you go.

Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 2:12 am
by austrotard
topical:

not one of these fucking cricketers owned it, hey.

I really thought warner was going to go up and say 'yeah, we fucking cheated. and we got caught. I'll wear it... maybe see y'all in a year, cunts.'

but no.
we get crying fucking babies on the telly.
"I'm so [/blubbersnot] sorry."

it's always the same. sorry you got caught. sorry you've just lost like three million+ dollars.
your neighbours think you're a dickhead. you can't go anywhere for like six fucking months.
your wife will be spat upon. your children will be beaten at school.

and these are the cunts ossies look up to.
I want my ashes back. twats.


and more importantly... where the fuck did they find sandpaper at the saffa ground?
it's not like there's a bunnings next door.

t-wats, I say.

I wish I could have all that he has got...


Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 3:48 am
by yard4sale
austrotard wrote:
Sat Mar 31, 2018 1:07 am
come on, man... when was the last day you didn't type 'trump' or 'gop'?
and what point does one consider oneself a puppet?

dance for me, puppet!
dance!

there you go.
The last time was probably in one of my semi-TR posts in FCTPs.

Yer still welcome to come get skunked with me anytime dude.



Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 3:58 am
by yard4sale
Just for good measure.

If I could invent a band these guys with the horns from Tower of Power would be pretty tough to beat.


Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 5:22 am
by austrotard
yard4sale wrote:
Sat Mar 31, 2018 3:48 am

Yer still welcome to come get skunked with me anytime dude.
you should come here and I'll drive us to exmouth.
[/spitsinhand]










small print: bring petrol wonga. and skins.

Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:38 pm
by austrotard
today it's a godchild and easter.
a parallel universe of horseshit.

actually, it's not that bad.
he's a good boy and I don't scare him too much.

uncle scary mtice. he brings toys and pajoojoos.
and elizabeth.

Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 11:59 pm
by fatman
you need to buy the boy a Dunhill for when he grows up

Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:08 am
by LTFI
austrotard wrote:
Sat Mar 31, 2018 1:07 am
come on, man... when was the last day you didn't type 'trump' or 'gop'?
and what point does one consider oneself a puppet?

dance for me, puppet!
dance!

there you go.
Ironic coming from the guy pointing fingers at immigrants every chance he gets.

Shit...Getting way off topic here.
Things that piss me off: politics, specifically arguing them over the interweb.

relates: brain releases endorphins during arguments that reward you for sticking to your guns.

lates:" I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half."

ates: I'm with yard, come get skunked and talk murica politics anytime.

es: jrunk

Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:26 am
by yard4sale
austrotard wrote:
Sat Mar 31, 2018 5:22 am
yard4sale wrote:
Sat Mar 31, 2018 3:48 am

Yer still welcome to come get skunked with me anytime dude.
you should come here and I'll drive us to exmouth.
[/spitsinhand]









small print: bring petrol wonga. and skins.
We’ve been putting off big trips until the yungin is old enough to remember it. We may make an exception for Austria.


Zing

Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:02 pm
by austrotard
LTFI wrote:
Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:08 am
austrotard wrote:
Sat Mar 31, 2018 1:07 am
come on, man... when was the last day you didn't type 'trump' or 'gop'?
and what point does one consider oneself a puppet?

dance for me, puppet!
dance!

there you go.
Ironic coming from the guy pointing fingers at immigrants every chance he gets.

$5 for not knowing mtice is an immigrant.
$10 for not recognising that as your fucking irony, alanis.

cheers.
you can pay me when I get there. and jose is driving (mad, mad, madly).

Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 10:22 pm
by austrotard
we may not have alex ferguson with us for much longer.

sir alex.
I'd rather lose all of scotland.

Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 12:52 pm
by B.M. Barrelcooker
I haven’t had a cigarette or dip of Copenhagen in 15-20 years . But dam if I haven’t been craving both since I started talking about putting the dog down.

Not gonna do it but Nicotine and it’s awful vice piss me off.