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Re: Typical Question on a local board

Post by flybug.pa. » Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:45 am

I'm not too worried about giving out directions to the honey holes, the local flyshops will take take of that. If it is the weekend, just put your nose in the air and follow the scent of smug. Once you find the high dollar SUVs, flyshop receipts and bottled water blowing through the parking lot...you are close. Looks for the lawyers and accountants taking themselves way too seriously outfitted in the latest and greatest from Simms and your there.

Seriously, did you even look at a map? We've got one river flowing down the middle of the valley. Care to hazard a guess as to its name?

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Re: Typical Question on a local board

Post by Creamer » Mon Apr 17, 2017 12:53 pm

I chose not to read past this thread title for obvious reasons.

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Re: Typical Question on a local board

Post by TX. » Mon Apr 17, 2017 5:29 pm

CarelessEthiopian wrote:
Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:13 am
Typical question:



But the first response is fucking awesome:


Pro tip: fish live in the river. I'd fish there.

I'm not too worried about giving out directions to the honey holes, the local flyshops will take take of that. If it is the weekend, just put your nose in the air and follow the scent of smug. Once you find the high dollar SUVs, flyshop receipts and bottled water blowing through the parking lot...you are close. Looks for the lawyers and accountants taking themselves way too seriously outfitted in the latest and greatest from Simms and your there.

Seriously, did you even look at a map? We've got one river flowing down the middle of the valley. Care to hazard a guess as to its name?
This dude could fuck up his intro on our board and easily get a pass.
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Re: Typical Question on a local board

Post by Bobwhite » Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:12 am

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Re: Typical Question on a local board

Post by Redchaser » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:04 am

This just got posted:

"Anyone every fished through a solar eclipse?"
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Re: Typical Question on a local board

Post by austrotard » Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:33 pm

not a question but an educated answer...

Hi Everyone, ref. Jones Guide to no where.
The Irish artist referred to had to Blacker. Who else around at the time could dress flies of that style. (Salmon type.) Also their shops were less
than 500yds apart. I have talked with people who no what they arr talking about


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Re: Typical Question on a local board

Post by speybait » Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:50 pm

Redchaser wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:04 am
This just got posted:

"Anyone every fished through a solar eclipse?"
Ima give it a go Monday. Better throw a mouse pattern cuz the fish r gonna think it's nightime.
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Re: Typical Question on a local board

Post by Redchaser » Wed Aug 16, 2017 8:40 am

speybait wrote:
Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:50 pm
Redchaser wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:04 am
This just got posted:

"Anyone every fished through a solar eclipse?"
Ima give it a go Monday. Better throw a mouse pattern cuz the fish r gonna think it's nightime.
I figure the fish will just think it got cloudy.
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Re: Typical Question on a local board

Post by yard4sale » Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:22 pm

One of my local yahoos asked if fishing would be closed for the 2 minutes since it will be nighttime. Dude was serious too...
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Re: Typical Question on a local board

Post by speybait » Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:17 am

The answer to the eclipse effect on fishing is...

Shitty. At least for those few hours on the Madison. Great experience with some herbal t in tow but fish turned off.
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