All Time Great Signs

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All Time Great Signs

Post by AftonAngler » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:01 pm

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Re: All Time Great Signs

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Re: All Time Great Signs

Post by BearsFan » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:04 pm

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Re: All Time Great Signs

Post by Yard Sale » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:27 pm

Good chit BFan. Like this one:

"Who ever the guy is that uses this toilet daily and leaves it a mess everyday. Please use the toilet at your house and mess it up. Nobody wants to use this toilet after you shit here. I can imagine what your bathroom looks like at home. The other option would be to have your asshole surgically repositioned so your shit drops straight down like everybody else. If nobody had told you yet, you're a pig, somebody who is truly discussing, and are not fit to use a public toilet. Didn't your mother teach you any manners as a young little pig? At the very least have pity the poor guy who has to scrape and clean your shit off the rim of the toilet daily. When you walk a dog your required to pick up its shit, maybe think of yourself as a filthy mutt, and clean up after your self. God help you when we find out who you are!"
[quote="locogringo"]I used to wear those Skagit shorts but they were too loose and sometimes would expose my d loop and my perry poke would fall out.[/]

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Re: All Time Great Signs

Post by CarpeTructa » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:04 pm

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Re: All Time Great Signs

Post by Nemeth » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:11 pm

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LMFAO! Classic shit there.
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Re: All Time Great Signs

Post by Yard Sale » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:13 pm

Emergency bacon? Wow, I need one of those buttons.

Another fav:

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[quote="locogringo"]I used to wear those Skagit shorts but they were too loose and sometimes would expose my d loop and my perry poke would fall out.[/]

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Re: All Time Great Signs

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Re: All Time Great Signs

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Re: All Time Great Signs

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Re: All Time Great Signs

Post by Ty Webb » Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:42 pm

not particularly funny but it was local and used to make me laugh...


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Re: All Time Great Signs

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