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Re: handjob

Post by m.b. » Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:24 pm

Oldog wrote:did you overline that 4 wt rod with an eight weight line?
nah, it was the green distance line.
fullwells wrote:Bottom right corner of the tarpon gear image,little nuggets?
nope, i'm not "cool"... it's just an empty ziploc that had some old leaders in it. it does look like there's something in there, but you're just looking through it to the wood table.
Plow wrote:I'd rather get a hand job with 60 grit than drink bud lite (or any lite).

Forget about tarpon, they're going to turn around when they hit the spill.
i hope so. they (the Mexican fish) are here now, but so is the wind so you can't get out the pass or jetties to them and the bays have 2 foot chop on them and look like yoohoo.

IF they turn around when they hit the oil we'll all be happier than pigs in shit, but i'm afraid getting oil in their air bladders/on the gills is gonna kill a bunch of them... of course later this summer when currents in the gulf change that oil might be over here.

and the bud lite was shit prop scar left in my truck after our last outing to his private water to scout some dove. i was thirsty and too lazy to drive to the store.
BigCliff wrote:I know a guy that's caught some 3lb bass out of that pond.

He's 12.

It was no big deal.
really...where is this?

yeah, that's what i thought.
Truchero wrote:Only a flats goon would think this shit is right...

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fishing is about function, not fashion. only insecure uppity mountain trout fags would give a shit about what they look like when fishing (truch, you know this to be true)...of course catching palm-sized fish dudn't do much to make you look very cool so i guess you need all the help you can get.

but seriously, i got a call from truch about fishing the next day and i told him i didn't have trout fag boots (and it was too late to go get a pair). he said the neo flats ones i use down at the coast will work good enough so i called another buddy (prop) to bum a pair of (leaky) waders that were big enough (i don't own waders/have no use for them). the neo feet on those waders made the flats booties so tight it was killing me, but fortunately it was so fucking cold that morning that my feet were numb after 10 minutes.
Long Haired Dave wrote:what's with the gloves in the last pic, pussy?
cinch some knots tight on 80 & 100 lb fluoro without gloves and you'll understand.











oh yeah, space coast fish are easy...ask floodtide.
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Re: handjob

Post by The Volfish » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:09 am

I remember a story flood told once...
Do I pay full price for every place I get to fish? Fuck no. - nemo

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Re: handjob

Post by tailingpermit » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:42 pm

When I start talking about the reds that are
protected by astronauts you can pull that pic,
untill then put it back in your wallet.

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Re: handjob

Post by m.b. » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:54 pm

two-faced s.o.b. wrote:When I start talking about the reds that are
protected by astronauts you can pull that pic,
untill then put it back in your wallet.

oh, sorry, i thought you were talking about space coast reds. i didn't realize fish caught in a public park between Kennedy Space Center and Cape Canaveral didn't count.



but how's the permit quest coming? how many have you caught so far this spring and summer? continued good luck and best wishes with that.
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Re: handjob

Post by D-nymph » Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:17 pm

tailingpermit wrote:every time I read one of your posts the voice of a six year old child speaks your words through my mind. You can't blame me, only a child says the word puppy, or copies the words of others where the toilet flushes the opposite way, mind.

Irony much? :coffee
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Re: handjob

Post by tailingpermit » Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:22 pm

m.b. wrote:
two-faced s.o.b. wrote:When I start talking about the reds that are
protected by astronauts you can pull that pic,
untill then put it back in your wallet.

oh, sorry, i thought you were talking about space coast reds. i didn't realize fish caught in a public park between Kennedy Space Center and Cape Canaveral didn't count.



but how's the permit quest coming? how many have you caught so far this spring and summer? continued good luck and best wishes with that.
Two faced Sob, WTF?
It's a public park NOW, but wasn't durning your tenure
in Florida. Remember that Kars pass you used to brag about
all the time? You really should call it what it really is, the NMZ, an
area that hasn't heard an engine for almost twenty years.
Oh yeah, permit fishing, haven't done it, don't really have the desire
to do it right now. How bout you? You catch one on fly yet?

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Re: handjob

Post by m.b. » Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:30 pm

tailingpermit wrote:
m.b. wrote:
two-faced s.o.b. wrote:When I start talking about the reds that are
protected by astronauts you can pull that pic,
untill then put it back in your wallet.

oh, sorry, i thought you were talking about space coast reds. i didn't realize fish caught in a public park between Kennedy Space Center and Cape Canaveral didn't count.



but how's the permit quest coming? how many have you caught so far this spring and summer? continued good luck and best wishes with that.
Two faced Sob, WTF?
It's a public park NOW, but wasn't durning your tenure
in Florida. Remember that Kars pass you used to brag about
all the time? You really should call it what it really is, the NMZ, an
area that hasn't heard an engine for almost twenty years.
Oh yeah, permit fishing, haven't done it, don't really have the desire
to do it right now. How bout you? You catch one on fly yet?
you know exactly what i'm talking about.





but the area where that fish was caught was only closed to the public for a few months right after 9/11, 6 years before that fish was caught. the park itself was not public, but access to the water was public. it's the other side that was (and i think still is) was closed to the public since 9/11.

anything else you think you know everything about need cleared up?

and yes. caught several.
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Re: handjob

Post by tailingpermit » Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:37 pm

Still no clue of what you're crying about, if it's about the
skin&bones shit on fag honkey then you really are clueless.
Oh, public water private park, it's easy you just mothership the
canoe in. The eastside is open to the public but there are some
areas you have to pole around. And I don't need you to clear up
anything, but thanks for asking Sally.

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Re: handjob

Post by CharlieJenkem » Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:57 pm

Am I to understand from all of this that ALL permit fishing, even that which is conducted in KW is now just "jacking off in a tube sock", and that space coast redfish are the new permit? I hope the fellas at sleeping in the dirt got the memo.
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Re: handjob

Post by nympho » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:43 pm

Tailing Permit and Monkey Brains: comparing penis sizes since 2007, when Salmo had only 2000 posts, and a hand drawn penis was only a twinkle in RFA's eye.

The more things change, the more they stay the same...
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Re: handjob

Post by LTD » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:54 pm

tailingpermit wrote:Still no clue of what you're crying about, if it's about the
skin&bones shit on fag honkey then you really are clueless.
Oh, public water private park, it's easy you just mothership the
canoe in. The eastside is open to the public but there are some
areas you have to pole around. And I don't need you to clear up
anything, but thanks for asking Sally.
Whats this fag honkey stuff?
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Re: handjob

Post by tailingpermit » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:56 pm

nympho wrote:Tailing Permit and Monkey Brains: comparing penis sizes since 2007, when Salmo had only 2000 posts, and a hand drawn penis was only a twinkle in RFA's eye.

The more things change, the more they stay the same...
Where the fuck have you been? :cool

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