On the way he passes his old drinking haunt, a knock on the window from inside catches his attention.
A buddy walks out of the bar and summons him in.
"Naaa I can't come in, you know my wife will kill me if I'm caught drinking."
His buddy finally convinces him to come in just for a sip…
2 hours later while leaving the bar he feels terrible and pukes all over his shirt.
"Now look at me! My wife will know I've been drinking now. I'm a dead man!"
His buddy has an idea - "Hey just put $20 in your shirt pocket and tell her that somebody else puked on your shirt on the way home and gave you $20 to have it cleaned"
"Brilliant!" He exclaims….
As he enters the house his wife is waiting, seeing his condition she begins to yell…"You've been drinking again!"
He removes his shirt while speaking. " No dear, I was walking home past the bar as I always do and this guy comes running out of the bar puking… all over my shirt"
He tosses her the shirt.
"Look in the pocket, there's twenty bucks he gave me to have it dry cleaned."
She reaches into the breast pocket and pulls out two $20 bills….
"There's $40 in your pocket!"
"Oh ya I forgot, He shit my pants too."
giver her a bowl of chicken soup…Blumpkin
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