Dont drink the kool-aid....

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Ozarkian
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Re: Dont drink the kool-aid....

Post by Ozarkian » Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:48 pm

When my wife and I got married my father-in-law made the wine. So far nobody has gone blind, granted, the gear in his wine room is a bit more sophisticated than ribbed trojans.
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Re: Dont drink the kool-aid....

Post by Barney » Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:51 pm

Trojans?!?! I feel as though thats even too high class for this set up. I'm pretty sure it was a couple of those quarter machine gas station rubbers from down the road. And yea, hopefully the lube is all that can be detected. The nuances of man liquid is well... :vomit
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Re: Dont drink the kool-aid....

Post by JoshO » Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:17 pm

Sissy's! Every one of you... I thought this was The Suk.

If Barney were to bottle it in mason jars and serve it up at the next bake ya'll would be on it like flies on sh!t. Just sayin.

I'd drink it. Here's to your ol' man :cool
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Re: Dont drink the kool-aid....

Post by The_Fuk » Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:25 pm

Anyone else have crazy old parents?

My 15 year old says I am. Sometimes it works well for us to make ya'll think we are crazy.

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Re: Dont drink the kool-aid....

Post by Barney » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:51 pm

I'd drink it. Here's to your ol' man
hahaha thanks JoshO, i'll pass it on to the old man, though I'm not 100% sure he knows what the interweb is... none the less, I'll bottle some up when he's done
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Re: Dont drink the kool-aid....

Post by ditchdoc » Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:45 pm

My father-in-law makes this stuff he calls "milk punch" at Christmas time. Tastes like kerosene cut with milk. I tried it one time. Never again. He's a great guy, but his taste buds have atrophied in the ensuing 80 yrs. I take a glass every year and pretend to sip it, step outside for a smoke and dump it in the shrubbery.
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Re: Dont drink the kool-aid....

Post by bdb » Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:11 am

ohhh, puuuuhhhh-leeeeaaaaaze invite me over. Your Dad-in-law has got to be hilarious, to hang with him would be, well, epic.
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Re: Dont drink the kool-aid....

Post by flybug.pa. » Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:40 am

let the old feller run as long as he can , he's probably been doing it so long he's a craftsman at it. ain't nothing wrong with making your own :cool
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Re: Dont drink the kool-aid....

Post by nympho » Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:00 am

He's trying to kill your mom.

Or blow up a federal building.

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