I must've been good... I've permission to buy a dog

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Re: I must've been good... I've permission to buy a dog

Post by shunned » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:52 am

he's finally stopped pissing lime a fairy at 10mths. :cheer

edit: and he's 37kg or 82seppo. the big baby.
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Re: I must've been good... I've permission to buy a dog

Post by D-nymph » Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:55 am

Hi Rochester.

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Re: I must've been good... I've permission to buy a dog

Post by jhnnythndr » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:09 am

Pepper has been lifting her leg to piss for, oh I'd say 3 months now. Since she was 7 months old. What a bitch.
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Re: I must've been good... I've permission to buy a dog

Post by shunned » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:45 pm

he decided to eat the tomatoes out of the garden and shit them across the carpet this morning, bless him.


by the by... it's pronounced tomatoes.


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Re: I must've been good... I've permission to buy a dog

Post by jhnnythndr » Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:00 pm

I believe you may have actually, at another point, while explaining to me the shortcomings of the seppo version of the common language, commented- in a most belabored way that Your people would "go on as they always had"


And I must say, I am relieved that you have all found a way to muddle on despite the rather LANE treatment your language has recieved at our philistine, boorish, and illiterate hands.

Way to keep a stiff upper lip mate.
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Re: I must've been good... I've permission to buy a dog

Post by shunned » Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:21 pm

and I think that concludes every single conversation we ever had...

we need to make more of that... and less checkerplate.
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Re: I must've been good... I've permission to buy a dog

Post by SLSS » Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:24 pm

Wait.... we're speaking canadian?
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Re: I must've been good... I've permission to buy a dog

Post by shunned » Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:25 pm

engrish/austrian/canuckistani/pikie with a stammer.
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Re: I must've been good... I've permission to buy a dog

Post by shunned » Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:26 pm

and if you lisp it a bit you can sound like lennox lewis.
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Re: I must've been good... I've permission to buy a dog

Post by jhnnythndr » Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:52 pm

Book your flight then mate.

I'll see you next summer! It'll be half 2 safety meetings, moose in lieu of elk, oh- and maybe even a cute waitress or two to rub her tits on your ears while she pours coffee at breakfast. Just lime landoland but colder. And drearier. Lime engerland- but bigger, with less wankers and bigger fish. I'm doing my best to insure that there isn't any haunting in the camper.


I'm not expecting Rick to make it, but I'm sure he will contact me if there's a chance...
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Re: I must've been good... I've permission to buy a dog

Post by shunned » Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:30 pm

jhnnythndr wrote:Book your flight then mate.
my missus would fucking murder me.
I don't just go about booking flights willy-nilly. pffft.


fishing flight related: sign with devlyn construction monday morning. contract's solid until at least february.
and in west austria when we say we're to have something ready for february... what we mean is august.

I leave for the alps with a clear conscious and a new haircut. :cheer
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Re: I must've been good... I've permission to buy a dog

Post by jhnnythndr » Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:50 pm

Now look here, give that haircut bit a rest why dont you? Relax a bit.

Perhaps the roles wouldn't look quite right on a shaggy headed bastard though would it?



Fishing (non flight) relates:

Far from killing me- the booze hag is off getting me beer and pizza that I might test the fortitude of my intestines after these four days of agony (perhaps giarida??)

Hmmmm- perhaps she is killing me? We shall see.
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