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the dentist is in

Post by shunned » Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:18 am

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funny, I can pull my own teeth and retain a level heartbeat.
pull elizabeth's and I'm a sweaty, shaking nervous wreck.

and now tonight... adding to my long list of personalities... for the first time ever... I become...

the tooth fairy. :cheer

quick. someone send me $5.
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Re: the dentist is in

Post by Hogleg » Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:37 am

I had my first warbly gnashers whipped out that way as well, including use of fishing line. But I was only looking for about $.25 seppo. I think the tooth fairy (who's on record here as having some serious wanga) should cough up at least $20 seppo per tooth.
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Re: the dentist is in

Post by jhnnythndr » Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:39 am

5 seppo?

Ay dad- if 5 per is the going rate Ive about a dozen to ship you...
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Re: the dentist is in

Post by SLSS » Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:49 am

My dad used to tie a loop of thread on the tooth, then about 2 ft away, the other end to the knob of an open door. Have us stand about 6 inches from the door, then close it. Worked like a charm, and probably kept him from being so squeamish.

Only time I've ever really had to fight off flat-out panic, was watching my 2 year old son choke on some food- knowing you should leave them be to try and work it out. Probably took 30 seconds, him sitting next to me, blue by the time he coughed, swallowed and breathed. Seemed like about 2 years of my life.

Pulling teeth was easier.
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Re: the dentist is in

Post by cantfishforshit » Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:15 am

Next time have him wear a mouthguard when you guys spar. :coffee
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Re: the dentist is in

Post by Bruiser » Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:37 am

Those are some great photos. :cool
That sounds awesome in my ears!! (P-A)

we were basking in goodness here with our everyday drivel that we enjoy.... the rest of this is horseshit, flybug.pa.

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Re: the dentist is in

Post by shunned » Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:57 am

cantfishforshit wrote:Next time have him wear a mouthguard when you guys spar. :coffee

I'll tell her in the morning that you reckon she looks like a little bloke.


you'd best keep a mouthguard yourself, mate.
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Re: the dentist is in

Post by cantfishforshit » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:11 am

Ah...apologies. Hard to tell with that shot so close.
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Re: the dentist is in

Post by shunned » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:19 am

no one ever apologises on the suck, mate.
there's no need. :stupid

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Re: the dentist is in

Post by vaku » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:23 am

you used white backing for that? Huh. I would've thought orange backing was the correct color to use.

cute stuff, now expect a package with about 30 teeth in it. I'll take flies instead of cash!

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Re: the dentist is in

Post by RFA » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:37 am

cantfishforshit wrote:Ah...apologies. Hard to tell with that shot so close.

Yeah dude, the pink shirt, hair behind the ears, not to mention the feminine face....I can see how you mixed that up.

Oh yeah - We considered "Elizabeth" for my son too, but settled on Henry.

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Re: the dentist is in

Post by cantfishforshit » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:41 am

Ha...good point. Really only glanced at the pic and posted. Been at work since very early on my day off. Either way, cute kid. I'm certain she'll be a beautiful young lady in a few years. :cool
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