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Re: the dentist is in

Post by cantfishforshit » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:46 pm

shunned wrote:only your teeth, mate.

We have a winner... :cool
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Re: the dentist is in

Post by LuckyBastard » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:51 pm

Jesus Wept, not again.

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Re: the dentist is in

Post by austrotard » Wed May 10, 2017 6:52 am

I have fucking had it with this wobbler.
tonight I'm going to rip a lower molar out of my fucking head.

now that I've said it I have to do it. drake rules.
fucking drake.

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mate, it's ryan says... and ryan didn't say.
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Re: the dentist is in

Post by fatman » Wed May 10, 2017 7:21 am

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Re: the dentist is in

Post by Redchaser » Wed May 10, 2017 7:35 am

Aren't you taking this anglophile thing a little far?
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Re: the dentist is in

Post by B.M. Barrelcooker » Wed May 10, 2017 7:36 am

somebody wake dewayne up......I'm anticipating round 2 of a colorful tooth pulling commentary.

the earlier part of this thread is classic gold.


I think the "BM" on this mound actually stands for "bowel movement"; one of Franzen's, if I'm not mistaken...


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Re: the dentist is in

Post by fallen513 » Wed May 10, 2017 5:17 pm

elates: a pal had just come home from prison and had a gold tooth, the one right next to the big ones in the front whatever it's fucking called. It was hurting something fierce and he was begging for us to get it out. We tried the string method but the string broke so we moved outside and I had him take off his boots. I used one like a chisel and the other like a hammer and I swear to Christ it flew out of his mouth and into the storm drain. Ask and he shall receive.

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Re: the dentist is in

Post by B.M. Barrelcooker » Wed May 10, 2017 6:05 pm

fallen513 wrote:
Wed May 10, 2017 5:17 pm
elates: a pal had just come home from prison and
Almost always a precursor to an interesting read.


I think the "BM" on this mound actually stands for "bowel movement"; one of Franzen's, if I'm not mistaken...


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Re: the dentist is in

Post by flashback » Thu May 11, 2017 3:39 am

Many years ago I had a patient for a consultation...he said he was ready for a complete upper denture, he had extracted all his upper teeth.
I explained to him that I needed to be sure that everything was ok so we took X-rays. He had extracted what he thought was teeth, but left the roots in, having broken off the crowns or the teeth rotted, any way there were at least 14 roots and fragments left...had a long talk as to why they needed to come out too...never saw him again.

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Re: the dentist is in

Post by austrotard » Fri May 12, 2017 10:40 pm

so on the night in question I took the backing and went into the bathroom.
I fashioned myself a knot and threw it over the offending murphy.

when I opened my gob I realised that if I yank this one I'd be left with a row of only three. (I've only ever had 28no)

it's not so much that I've chooked out... it's that I've a feeling half my fucking head is going to cave in.
therefore I'm either going to enquire about having it restumped or let it fall out on its own.

there is nothing more depressing than having all your gnashers fall out.
I need to do a contra deal with a dentist. I want a mouth like firmino.
mate, it's ryan says... and ryan didn't say.
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Re: the dentist is in

Post by B.M. Barrelcooker » Sat May 13, 2017 6:11 am

You ever have that dream about all of your teeth falling out ?

They say that's your subconscious trying to tell you something.


I think the "BM" on this mound actually stands for "bowel movement"; one of Franzen's, if I'm not mistaken...


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Re: the dentist is in

Post by RFA » Sat May 13, 2017 7:55 pm

austrotard wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 10:40 pm
so on the night in question I took the backing and went into the bathroom.
I fashioned myself a knot and threw it over the offending murphy.

when I opened my gob I realised that if I yank this one I'd be left with a row of only three. (I've only ever had 28no)

it's not so much that I've chooked out... it's that I've a feeling half my fucking head is going to cave in.
therefore I'm either going to enquire about having it restumped or let it fall out on its own.

there is nothing more depressing than having all your gnashers fall out.
I need to do a contra deal with a dentist. I want a mouth like firmino.
Guy fucking uses my coattails to bring up something as inane as a fucking toothache. This thread ceased to be yours the second I decided to respond....originally, that is.
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