- Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:34 am
Ok. Good morning drakians! Hows everyone doing this morning? Alright. Listen if your anything like me, and I bet a number o you are, then your legs are covered with nasty itchy elf bites. And they are aggravating! I've tried it all, burning insence and mosquito coil won't keep the troublesome little fair folk away. Lights in your camp only serve to attract them. And you know what- I've noticed that the more weed and blo I drop or spill on the ground in my campsight the worse it gets. Same goes for booze! That's right keeping a clean And well ordered camp is about the only way I've found to keep those bothersome little elves and fairies at bay.
And here to tell us just how he's able to keep his camp comfortable and orderly is my good friend Lando, and I think he has an offer that not many of us will be able to refuse! So let's go ahead and give a big Drakian welcome to the man who brought us husky liners- Come on out Lando and show us what you've brought us today!
"Whenever I find myself growing green about the mouth; whenever it is a damp drizzly November in my soul; and especially whenever it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from methodically knocking peoples hats off -- then, I account it high time to get to sea."