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Re: Spam for a Good Product

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:04 pm
by austrotard
confession: I just spent $47oss on a fucking tee shirt.

'ferner confession: fuck knows what a red eyed bass is.

Re: Spam for a Good Product

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:29 am
by LA Fly Guy
austrotard wrote:
Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:04 pm
confession: I just spent $47oss on a fucking tee shirt.

'ferner confession: fuck knows what a red eyed bass is.
'Tis a bass that just finished smoking some tweed.

Re: Spam for a Good Product

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:55 am
by mrl0004
austrotard wrote:
Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:04 pm
confession: I just spent $47oss on a fucking tee shirt.

'ferner confession: fuck knows what a red eyed bass is.
This is precisely why I wrote the book. Think brook trout but way cooler. Only native to the southeastern US though, so you'll have to make another trip over the pond.

Re: Spam for a Good Product

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:03 pm
by austrotard
okay.

Re: Spam for a Good Product

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:16 pm
by fauxtrout
I know thats what I cut my teeth on, wading rivers and creeks around Birmingham, they are a lot of fun on a 4wt and a popper esp during the summers wet wading in the evenings after work, Make me miss home.

Re: Spam for a Good Product

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:47 pm
by yard4sale
fauxtrout wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:16 pm
I know thats what I cut my teeth on, wading rivers and creeks around Birmingham, they are a lot of fun on a 4wt and a popper esp during the summers wet wading in the evenings after work, Make me miss home.

Would you walk into a party, pour yourself a drink, and start in on the conversation? It appears you would and knowing this crowd you will soon be shown the door in a not so nice manner. Mitch will probably snag your wallet on your way out for gas money and I’ll probably grab a shoe. Not that I want your dirty shoe but when you do the walk of shame home it’s much more embarrassing with only one shoe.

Re: Spam for a Good Product

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:51 pm
by austrotard
dude says to the abo 'hey, mate... you've lost a shoe...'
"nah. I found one, brudda."

Re: Spam for a Good Product

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:15 pm
by fauxtrout
yard4sale wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:47 pm
fauxtrout wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:16 pm
I know thats what I cut my teeth on, wading rivers and creeks around Birmingham, they are a lot of fun on a 4wt and a popper esp during the summers wet wading in the evenings after work, Make me miss home.

Would you walk into a party, pour yourself a drink, and start in on the conversation? It appears you would and knowing this crowd you will soon be shown the door in a not so nice manner. Mitch will probably snag your wallet on your way out for gas money and I’ll probably grab a shoe. Not that I want your dirty shoe but when you do the walk of shame home it’s much more embarrassing with only one shoe.
Yeah man what size shoe do you wear?

Re: Spam for a Good Product

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:18 pm
by austrotard
the size that fits in your ass.

and that's what it's like just walking in, strolling a cane.

Re: Spam for a Good Product

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:13 pm
by yard4sale
austrotard wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:51 pm
dude says to the abo 'hey, mate... you've lost a shoe...'
"nah. I found one, brudda."
I larfed. I think I’ve bought tweed from that guy back in the day.

In my high school days we used to drive to haight street to buy weed when our little town was out. You could just walk down the street and about every fifth guy would drop the “buds, doses, shrooms” on you. The art was picking the guy who would really give you what you wanted. Stamps look the same and there wasn’t a lot of inspection time on the tweed.

History lost man....

Re: Spam for a Good Product

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:27 pm
by LTFI
yard4sale wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:13 pm
austrotard wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:51 pm
dude says to the abo 'hey, mate... you've lost a shoe...'
"nah. I found one, brudda."
I larfed. I think I’ve bought tweed from that guy back in the day.

In my high school days we used to drive to haight street to buy weed when our little town was out. You could just walk down the street and about every fifth guy would drop the “buds, doses, shrooms” on you. The art was picking the guy who would really give you what you wanted. Stamps look the same and there wasn’t a lot of inspection time on the tweed.

History lost man....
Much easier in my day. Just had to go to the shady doctors office in the basement of a downtown Oakland office building. Pay the $375 "evaluation" fee (up-front), see the doc for 5 minutes and make sure to drop one of the key word symptoms, "cant sleep" "cant eat" "cancer" they all gotchu what you were after...

I remember walking into a club for the first time at 18, there was a joint being passed around so i'm lit as all hell walking up to the counter where the bud tender would take my order. There were so many options and I was so overwhelmed I just mumbled, pointed and handed her some money... Way more nerve racking than buying from randos on hippie hill. Though the quality was significantly better.

Re: Spam for a Good Product

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:45 pm
by Average Joe
I only buy weed from the horse lady.