Spam for a Good Product

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Re: Spam for a Good Product

Post by yard4sale » Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:11 am

You ever see that Bachelor Party movie with Tom Hanks? I'm guessing its something like that...
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Re: Spam for a Good Product

Post by pxatim » Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:12 am

RockyMtHigh wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:09 am
ironman wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:46 am
BigTimber wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:49 am
Why do they call her the horse lady?
Do you really want to know the answer to that?
Yeah, I'd kinda like to know....
I think you should tell us what you think it means...and Jose can confirm.

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Re: Spam for a Good Product

Post by RockyMtHigh » Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:05 pm

I could not fathom what a "horse lady" is all about. I mean Christ... a real horse lady.
wait...what? fuck - Fatman

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Re: Spam for a Good Product

Post by Average Joe » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:55 pm

If any of you are thinking she looks like this…


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...you’re wrong.

She’s just a slightly crazy old lady who lives by herself in a tiny trailer and who is very good at growing weed. She’s also very fond of horses. She keeps a number of them in the horse barn she rents, which is no more than thirty feet from her trailer. Whatever money she gets from growing weed she spends on the horses: feed, vet bills, etc. She doesn’t ride them, she just takes care of them, and people are always bringing her old horses they no longer want.

That’s why we call her the Horse Lady.

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Re: Spam for a Good Product

Post by LTFI » Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:15 pm

I feel like I know the Horse lady... though that description fits a large portion of the mendo populace.

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Re: Spam for a Good Product

Post by austrotard » Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:15 pm

weed trees as big as seppo women.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: Spam for a Good Product

Post by fishskibum » Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:28 am

im just gonna leave this here
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