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By steelrain202
Do you professionally edit home movies? I have this great movie of me and your wife, but it needs to be cleaned up a bit.
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By steelrain202
so i am guessing you wont be able to clean up that money shot with your wifes face in it?
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By Mr. Don
I have issues catching fish. Do you suppose you could photochop or CGI some fish into a video for me? That would be awesome.

35% off is awesome too.

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By SouthFork
Ken seems to have a ambiance of Johnny for some reason. Think AK Cabin Feaver has set in.
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By BearsFan

You catch the Always Sunny in Philly where they get one of those for their boat?
By thalweg
[quote="Ken Pat Patterson"]YOUR 15 MINUTES OF FAME! Hi, Ken "Pat" Patterson here of Patterson Productions. Ever wanted to have that special trip filmed for forever memories? WE GOT YOU COVERED!

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Tight Lines,


Pat Patterson? ha ha aha! I film my own stunts pat.

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