* the high majority of you don't have a girlfriend, your wife left you a long time ago and took the kids away from you, thank god
* you hold menial jobs, even though some of you may be "professionals" of some type, you are at the bottom of the totem pole
* you spend the majority of your time on the internet, chatting with other "guys" you must like guys, ALOT
* you are the father of a male nurse (think Gaylord Fokker),perhaps your daughter is a lesbian. It's all good, you would be offended if someone pointed this out yet, you talk nasty trash about everyone else. you don't take the same kind of crap back very well, do you?
* you are "The Drake" congratulations but you still rent, NOT own. You live in a rat trap and always very late in paying your bills
* if you were the great fisherman that you claim to be, then you wouldn't be on the net 24/7
* you know who you are, time for a roll call of all here who fit the descriptions listed above