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Yake
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The noob of noobs

Post by Yake » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:32 am

Not only am i a noob to the
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Re: The noob of noobs

Post by blumpkin » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:49 am

Easy Skankin called...

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He wants his fucking shorts back.

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Re: The noob of noobs

Post by flybug.pa. » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:29 am

remington good, speckled trout better, redhead best
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Re: The noob of noobs

Post by BearsFan » Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:10 am

You go to college in FL and gave us googled tits? During Spring Break season!?!

That is downright disrespectful.
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Re: The noob of noobs

Post by deerfly » Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:17 am

Pretty weak, lacking soul and creativity, even for a noob, in college and drinking whiskey no less. Gettin' after it anyway you can works tho, gotta' start somewhere I guess. Listen more than yap and you should be ok. :coffee
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Re: The noob of noobs

Post by bdb » Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:20 am

BearsFan wrote:You go to college in FL and gave us googled tits? During Spring Break season!?!

That is downright disrespectful.
as a proud graduate of the Harvard of the South (FSU), i KNOW for a FACT you can put up better boobie pics than that. Seriously.

FAIL :bomb
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Re: The noob of noobs

Post by troutsmack » Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:38 am

gill fuckin that trout doesn't help the cause
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Re: The noob of noobs

Post by CreekStone » Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:47 am

troutsmack wrote:gill fuckin that trout doesn't help the cause
X 2

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Re: The noob of noobs

Post by Wannabee » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:10 am

CreekStone wrote:
troutsmack wrote:gill fuckin that trout doesn't help the cause
X 2
I am guessing that if he is in college then that trout was headed for an ice bed and invited to be dinner that night instead of ramen. at least I hope that is why he is knuckle deep in them gills.
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Re: The noob of noobs

Post by MEXICO RETURNS » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:53 am

Dood..Yer in college and didn't post any co-ed titties?...What you don't know how to open the door to your dorm room and say, "Hey, I need a tit shot for an internet post!"...Geez, put some effort into it...At least use your current girlfriend...
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Re: The noob of noobs

Post by Streamer » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:52 am

MEXICO RETURNS wrote:.....Geez, put some effort into it...At least use your current girlfriend...
Several of us did. She didn't seem to think it was like a big deal or anything.

Please tell me you ate that trout that you knuckle-fucked in the gills.

Nice variety on the porn. The ginger is like computer generated or graphic-overlay, so that would be a FAIL. You live in the world of Key Lime pie, and you give us THAT? Hell, go to Denny's and shoot one of their display pies.

Really rough opening salvo. Fix it and come back with the goods.

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Re: The noob of noobs

Post by Yake » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:43 pm

there will be more fish to come. yes i did eat the trout. as far a boobies go... its harder than you think at a methodist school in polk county.

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