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By jhnnythndr
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No first beer of the morning bi woke up and took pepper out. And A's I usually do while she's lissing I checked the suck and wooly had a poll about drinking early. I went to sleep for a couple more hours and wake up to this.

Less than 2 days... 1 day and a wake up. Fuck yeah man. You been tying for thetrip? Throw up some pics. I'd like to see what your working on.
By midstream
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Now that is a happy matching set. Enter carefully Floridian
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By Lando
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jhnnythndr wrote:No first beer of the morning bi woke up and took pepper out. And A's I usually do while she's lissing I checked the suck and wooly had a poll about drinking early. I went to sleep for a couple more hours and wake up to this.

Less than 2 days... 1 day and a wake up. Fuck yeah man. You been tying for thetrip? Throw up some pics. I'd like to see what your working on.
I got crabs.
I got shrimp.
I got other shit that doesn't look anything like a prince nymph, so I think I am ready.

I do need to tie up some more needle fish for the cuda but I really don't want to catch one. I mean, those teeth scare me. How the fuck am I supposed to get the hook out of their mouths?

You know I don't have those Able pliers.......maybe this noob can build me a pair and ship them out overnight.
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By jhnnythndr
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Nice. I had crabs once too.

What about a boga and a club? Like a seal club? Not an oar seal club more like a salmon club. If your guided just have the guide do it.


I think a real man would just tail that mother fucker. But you have to be quick. I don't think the able pliers are that cool. I think there are some better ones out there, we will have to remembr to do some testing for next years spam thread.
By Kylemc
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I have bitchin small pair of rusty channel locks you can borrow Lando. They are sweet!
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By jhnnythndr
#390491
Nice. I had crabs once too.

What about a boga and a club? Like a seal club? Not an oar seal club more like a salmon club. If your guided just have the guide do it.


I think a real man would just tail that mother fucker. But you have to be quick. I don't think the able pliers are that cool. I think there are some better ones out there, we will have to remembr to do some testing for next years spam thread.
By Kylemc
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How many beers now JT? I am sober and see double post. Offer still stands Lando.
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By Lando
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I have a guide one day and the rest will be spent playing around in a sea kayak (hey, that is my first palindrome of the day) looking for albino carp and toothy critters. I figure I will send out the GF (still can't spell) in the snorkel gear and let me know when the cudas are near. Maybe I can get her to take the hook out..............still thinking about the possibilities. Maybe I can hire a small Belizian child to do the task for me, right?
By Kylemc
#390495
Should be fine. What's the worst thing that can happen?

Have a blast man :cool
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By jhnnythndr
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I definately feel like hiring a kid is a good bet. They are experienced with cuda handling and love shiny coins. Dude have you even tried to spell it? I am sure the phone will get it right. I'll try

Fiancé. Wow. Nailed it- my phone even added the thingy. Anyways my thoughts are that she ought not be used for thus perpuse. You could hire a local female to handle it, forgoing the child. It's like having a hot latina ghillie, very traditional. Are you bringing an Adams patterns, on that tradition note?

Racecar. My first for the day, I'm pretty sure.


Kyle I'm not drinking currently, it was a phone glitch is all.

Future spam: pliers, carharrts. Noted
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By blumpkin
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If I were a bonefish I would eat a prince nymph, bonefish look like whitefish
and whitefish love prince nymphs... so it stands to reason that...
Good luck Lando!!! :cool
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By jhnnythndr
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I've been tying some huge prince nymphs with rubber legs and double tungsten bead heads for the lauau. I am also plussing up Mt other bulbs and dries. Lots of Adams.

I'm a top! :cheer

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