I'm going corporate maaannnn.

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Re: I'm going corporate maaannnn.#394652

By unskunkable - Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:28 pm

- Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:28 pm #394652

SouthFork wrote:Congrats.

Send me some free swag and I will promote your shop.......

Hook me up with a free trip and I'll promote your guide service.

Welcome. Please take my seat. I'm currently about to douse myself with gas and light a joint-Jhnnythndr

and it was then, just like the time when I was asked for my passport... a little bit of poop came out.-shunned

Nothing makes me giggle like a little fake rodent peering out the maw of the bassfish. That shit is humorous. ---- Trucha Del Mar

Re: I'm going corporate maaannnn.#394654

By NeedmoreDEET - Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:34 pm

- Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:34 pm #394654

Congrats, man

I like that quote....now have someone hold your head under water until you post a proper intro....or until you stop struggling. - RFA

Re: I'm going corporate maaannnn.#394658

By TX. - Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:55 pm

- Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:55 pm #394658

From the three, five, ten dudes I know that work (ed) at Orvis, make sure you bulk up on meds and booze the day after Christmas, most of that money the store made pre-Christmas is coming back...and worse than that, all the mail order shit that is returned to YOUR store will show on your store's P&L, as a loss to your store (except for the dog nests of course).
Mangina and Potlicker, PM the man and give him a heads up on the goods and the bads of being an Orvis manager.
I do know they have some kick ass corporate meeting locals though.

Shit I think potlicker's been with them since before plastic rods were even invented.

Good luck, man.

Which one of you fuckers has a flats skiff in the NC mountains?-southernstrain
Was there also a raft, drift boat, jon boat, two kayaks, a canoe and a gheeno in the yard?-Kyle

Re: I'm going corporate maaannnn.#394659

By flybug.pa. - Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:11 pm

- Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:11 pm #394659

a dog hammock?

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
- Frank Zappa

Re: I'm going corporate maaannnn.#394660

By Reef Runner - Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:13 pm

- Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:13 pm #394660

mangina was a manager at orvis? I did not know that. Well hell that explains a lot.

Re: I'm going corporate maaannnn.#394663

By flybug.pa. - Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:49 pm

- Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:49 pm #394663

does he have a dog hammock?

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
- Frank Zappa

Re: I'm going corporate maaannnn.#394664

By TX. - Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:53 pm

- Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:53 pm #394664

flybug.pa. wrote:does he have a dog hammock?

He IS a dog hammock.

Which one of you fuckers has a flats skiff in the NC mountains?-southernstrain
Was there also a raft, drift boat, jon boat, two kayaks, a canoe and a gheeno in the yard?-Kyle

Re: I'm going corporate maaannnn.#394666

By locogringo - Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:26 pm

- Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:26 pm #394666

Unskunkabilly, congrats dude.

Dog hammocks are fine but...........

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Re: I'm going corporate maaannnn.#394670

By vaku - Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:36 pm

- Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:36 pm #394670

flybug.pa. wrote:a dog hammock?

it is to protect the seats of the truck. leather seats and muddy dog paws do not make momma happy and if momma aint happy, well, no one is happy.

http://www.orvis.com/store/product.aspx?pf_id=9R92

I like loco's hammock and what's in it better!

pt

"It is only the inexperienced and thoughtless who find pleasure in killing fish for the mere sake of killing them. No sportsman does this." - W.C. Prime, 1888

"if it floats, flys, or fucks, it's bound to be a pain in the ass..." - BigTimber

Re: I'm going corporate maaannnn.#394681

By MTgrayling - Sun May 01, 2011 12:20 am

- Sun May 01, 2011 12:20 am #394681

and Orvis swallows another member. The beast must be stopped!

I'm much more concerned that your ass will be stuck in Pasadena rather than you working for our new overlords. That's gotta suck.

Ryan found his way out; your escape awaits...

Let there be HIGH water!

Re: I'm going corporate maaannnn.#394744

By Thrillbilly - Sun May 01, 2011 4:44 pm

- Sun May 01, 2011 4:44 pm #394744

Congrats,

I know you had said

I already bought a pair of the pants, for when both the fish and I are done!

Now you will have to get the rest of the collection

Re: I'm going corporate maaannnn.#394748

By Ramcatt - Sun May 01, 2011 5:20 pm

- Sun May 01, 2011 5:20 pm #394748

i sold out last week.... don't worry... its fun

"Ramcatt is the origninal cuntry fishing troubadour, and the youngest dirty old man to fish these waters"
- Al Goldstein (c.1973)

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