[Rusty Hook]

Time for a quiz, infidels:What does Jesus think of you?

[mitch aka 2 fish]

It's Protestant you bloody papist fairy.And Baptist, though I don't know who they are.n Maybe they worship buns. Don't even get me started on the Jews, Irving.n Full of life aren't they? Just ask Mel.Catholics, religion based on guilt.I come from a land down under.n And I'm going to my Fly Fishing Club meeting tonight and bringing home the casting championship trophy.n I really don't care what your religion is, I mostly get annoyed by people the exact 'same everything' as me.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

Jesus said I was gay. Crikey!

[Bird Dog]

Originally posted by Rusty Hook:n Time for a quiz, infidels:What does Jesus think of you?

"Jesus thinks you're a sanctimonious prick. He's tired of your shit. Nobody thinks you're different, or interesting, or cool. Certainly not the Saviour of all Men. Jesus wants you to quit being such a tool."Wow. Jeebus is cold-blooded these days

[mitch aka 2 fish]

While you're at it noob learn how to spell Austria there's only one 'i'.n It's not spelled the way you fairies pronounce it. Aus'trail'ia 'Oztraaailia' and we are not ossies, we're bloody Aussies.n You're testing my vocabulary now you simple shed-dwelling dinner party topic terrorist.Did you even go to school? How far did you go?Did you make it to the parking lot? I bet you're an engineer aren't you?n [/img]'ll get me coat, thanks for a lovely dinner but I just remembered I'm gay, and everybody's staring at me, my missus is giving me that look and kicking me under the table, so I'll be off. It's been nice meeting you Mr. And Mrs. Goldstein and I'd just like to say I've really enjoyed your retarded daughter. What?... You can stop kicking me as well Corky! Strewth, is the whole family a bunch of mongloids?... I'm going, I'm going...[/img]'ll just get my jacket in the morning then, shall I?" Mate, I could go on for days. n Wait... I have.Religous, fucking hilarious.n Now I have to put a dollar in the jar.

<small>[ March 13, 2007, 03:09 PM: Message edited by: mitch aka 2 fish ]</small>

[mattgmann]

Originally posted by mitch aka 2 fish:n I come from a land down under.n And I'm going to my Fly Fishing Club meeting tonight and bringing home the casting championship trophy.

do you guys have any fancy casts the rest of the world doesn't know about....like a boomerang cast or something. Do you compete by casting dingo eggs into wallabe pouches? Isn't best caster in australia kinda like the smartest retard? just saying

[viking]

Originally posted by Geezer:n I gave up. Like most everything else in life that i have encountered, it's got people in it.

wurd.

[Brookwookie]

Frisbeetarianism: The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it down.

[dunk]

Originally posted by Ugly Dog:n

Originally posted by Rusty Hook:n Time for a quiz, infidels:What does Jesus think of you?

"Jesus thinks you're a sanctimonious prick. He's tired of your shit. Nobody thinks you're different, or interesting, or cool. Certainly not the Saviour of all Men. Jesus wants you to quit being such a tool."Wow. Jeebus is cold-blooded these days

I got the same response. I'm surprised that something so close to jesus would mindlessly spout the same thing over and over again. Go figure...

[mitch aka 2 fish]

Today we practiced something called a Tasmanian Darkie Cast. I didn't quite get the hang of it at first, basically you're casting off a cliff. I'm still not 100% confident but the sponsors fed us up and I think I may have some nightmares...
Ha ha ha, someone's going to tell on me so I'll include a apology now.n Geezer take it easy, it's an old cheese firm and they still sell Gollywogs here and no one cares. We only care about the dolphins and the Kokoda trail. Bite me.

[Rusty Hook]

You would have to milk a lot of raccoons to make all that cheese. No wonder it costs so much.

[I.F.P...]

Christian Zen Buddist. Figure that one out you humps.