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Re: unlimited -- it happened in the mountains of NC

Post by steelrain202 » Fri Oct 04, 2013 5:40 am

been speaking that way my entire life, but then mix in words and phrases from all the places ive lived and the ppl ive interacted with and bam you cant understand a damn thing i say
the only thing I've learned from reading this entire thread is that the hokey pokey isn't really what it's all about.

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Re: unlimited -- it happened in the mountains of NC

Post by franzen » Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:11 am

A Union County social worker was one of two adults charged with intentional child abuse Friday after deputies found a child handcuffed to a porch with a dead chicken around his neck.

Read more here: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2013/1 ... rylink=cpy
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Re: unlimited -- it happened in the mountains of NC

Post by vaku » Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:28 pm

franzen wrote:A Union County social worker was one of two adults charged with intentional child abuse Friday after deputies found a child handcuffed to a porch with a dead chicken around his neck.

Read more here: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2013/1 ... rylink=cpy
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Re: unlimited -- it happened in the mountains of NC

Post by markl » Mon Nov 18, 2013 10:22 am

Pretty soon we'll need a thread "Unlimited - It Happened in the Corridors of Toronto City Hall".

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Re: unlimited -- it happened in the mountains of NC

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Re: unlimited -- it happened in the mountains of NC

Post by woolly bugger » Wed May 27, 2015 8:53 pm

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Re: unlimited -- it happened in the mountains of NC

Post by Snagly » Thu May 28, 2015 12:23 am

This is a peach of a thread and well worth reading from the start if it's new-to-you. I particularly liked the video on hillbilly vocabulary. There are some great people down that way, with my Nanna's relatives still living in the hollows around Johnson City. Many of these families trace their roots to the Watauga settlements of 1772. Eight generations later, still not going anywhere.

Anyone interested in reading the history of the Scots-Irish in America, take a look at James Webb's Born Fighting. Turns out that those rednecks, Okies, Blue Collar-types everyone likes to make fun of are also the ones who have disproportionately fought for America, too. Today they continue to constitute a large part of the military, esp. those in front line roles.

Malcolm Gladwell touches upon the culture of honor that defines the Southern Man in Outliers, with specific reference to Harlan County and other blood feuds.

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Of course, that's not denying the humor potential that's so evident in this thread. That corn likker makes people do crazy-assed shit. :smile
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Re: unlimited -- it happened in the mountains of NC

Post by flybug.pa. » Thu May 28, 2015 8:25 am

i worked under a certain marine colonel from Alabama. his great grandfather was a confederate officer of the same rank.
that dude would get himself so fukn pissed off he could hover. all 5 foot tall of him. of him.no joke. fond memories. then he would remind everyone within earshot how his g.grandpop wouldn't put up with any shit either, right out of a movie, only thing missing was a white horse parked outside. southernese to the max.
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Re: unlimited -- it happened in the mountains of NC

Post by Transylwader » Thu May 28, 2015 10:28 am

Paging Terd Ferguson. Relative of your's, mate?
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Re: unlimited -- it happened in the mountains of NC

Post by woolly bugger » Mon Jul 04, 2016 9:45 pm

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Why is this a crime? I could understand criminal charges if they were Hot Pockets, but pizza rolls, come on.
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Re: unlimited -- it happened in the mountains of NC

Post by Snagly » Tue Jul 05, 2016 2:08 am

Any excuse to break up once he learned that wasn't her natchrel hair color.
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Re: unlimited -- it happened in the mountains of NC

Post by Troutdawg » Tue Jul 12, 2016 12:01 pm

Snagly wrote:Any excuse to break up once he learned that wasn't her natchrel hair color.
No such thing as a natural hair color in Gastonia.

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