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Stuff Fly Fishermen Say

Post by Willi » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:31 pm



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Re: Shit Fly Fishermen Say

Post by BigTimber » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:38 pm

"you got any leaders without loops?"
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Re: Shit Fly Fishermen Say

Post by stratabass » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:57 pm

I was in a shop one time and a guy was asking about mounting an outboard to a float tube.
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Re: Shit Fly Fishermen Say

Post by woolly bugger » Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:04 pm

"Got any left handed leader straighteners?"
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Re: Shit Fly Fishermen Say

Post by slavetotheflyrod » Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:04 pm

"Dere's one!"

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Re: Shit Fly Fishermen Say

Post by Redchaser » Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:18 pm

"Your other left....." (always from the poling platform)
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Re: Shit Fly Fishermen Say

Post by Fleet Daddy » Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:19 pm

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Looks like she's been fed through a PVC pipe.....or blowing a PCV pipe :vomit

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Re: Shit Fly Fishermen Say

Post by Lando » Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:53 pm

I got Coloradoed by a Montanan on Friday.

No lie.
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Re: Shit Fly Fishermen Say

Post by tailingpermit » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:01 pm

Turned eight, fed six, jumped four, leadered zero.

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Re: Shit Fly Fishermen Say

Post by Fuzz » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:07 pm

once some women at the shop asked me if a big clouser was a dry fly. no lie. :wink
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Re: Shit Fly Fishermen Say

Post by Woolybug25 » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:58 pm

slavetotheflyrod wrote:"Dere's one!"

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haha, beat me to it. :cool
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Re: Shit Ginger Fly Fishermen Say

Post by tailingpermit » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:10 pm

He was Staked out in Loggerhead!

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