Stuff Fly Fishermen Say

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Re: Stuff Fly Fishermen Say

Post by BearsFan » Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:18 am

15 minutes with me on the bow:
"Fuck"
"Oh, fuck"
"What the fuck!"
"Fuck Yes!!!" (shout of joy)
"Give me a fucking break" (angry)
"Give me a fucking break" (pleading)
"Great fucking cast asshole" (sarcastic)
"Fucking eat it bitch"
"Come the fuck on"
"Where the fuck did he go?"
"Oooh, nice fucking cast" (enthusiastic)
"Fuck me"
"Aaaah, Fuck me in the ass!"
"Wow, I fucking suck!"
"Wow, I am a fucking piece of shit"
"FUCK!!!" (screamed at top of lungs)

This could make for a entertaining video if they weren't already so overdone.
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Re: Shit Ginger Fly Fishermen Say

Post by tailingpermit » Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:19 am

TX. wrote:Find the five year old thread, read it...and drop it.
You weren't there.
I would've never of heard about it if it wasn't for you two
bragging about it at the shop.

But, that's just not your thing.

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Re: Stuff Fly Fishermen Say

Post by The_Fuk » Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:33 am

BearsFan wrote:15 minutes with me on the bow:
"Fuck"
"Oh, fuck"
"What the fuck!"
"Fuck Yes!!!" (shout of joy)
"Give me a fucking break" (angry)
"Give me a fucking break" (pleading)
"Great fucking cast asshole" (sarcastic)
"Fucking eat it bitch"
"Come the fuck on"
"Where the fuck did he go?"
"Oooh, nice fucking cast" (enthusiastic)
"Fuck me"
"Aaaah, Fuck me in the ass!"
"Wow, I fucking suck!"
"Wow, I am a fucking piece of shit"
"FUCK!!!" (screamed at top of lungs)

This could make for a entertaining video if they weren't already so overdone.

Now you know how I came up with The_Fuk as my name

Take a toke and calm the Fuk down is what I say a lot to myself.

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Re: Stuff Fly Fishermen Say

Post by SA Guy » Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:10 am

BearsFan wrote:15 minutes with me on the bow:
"Fuck"
"Oh, fuck"
"What the fuck!"
"Fuck Yes!!!" (shout of joy)
"Give me a fucking break" (angry)
"Give me a fucking break" (pleading)
"Great fucking cast asshole" (sarcastic)
"Fucking eat it bitch"
"Come the fuck on"
"Where the fuck did he go?"
"Oooh, nice fucking cast" (enthusiastic)
"Fuck me"
"Aaaah, Fuck me in the ass!"
"Wow, I fucking suck!"
"Wow, I am a fucking piece of shit"
"FUCK!!!" (screamed at top of lungs)

This could make for a entertaining video if they weren't already so overdone.
Translate some to Afrikaans and my boat language is clear-
"Fuck" = Fok
"Fucking eat it bitch" = Fokken eet hom slet
"nice fucking cast" = Befokte cast
"Eat it fucker" = Eet hom Fokker
"this fish is a real fucker" = Die vis is 'n regte Fokker
"Now your fuckt" = Nou is jy gefok

My most often used... After pointing out a fish or telling an oke to strike or what ever and he fucks up; silently in my head, sometimes out loud:
"Strike Fucker" = Strike Fokker
"Oh fuck no man"= ag nee fok my ou
or
"Shit, fucking shit" = Kak, fokken kak

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Re: Stuff Fly Fishermen Say

Post by Vito » Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:05 am

BearsFan wrote:"FUCK!!!" (screamed at top of lungs)
Cracks me up every time.
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Re: Stuff Fly Fishermen Say

Post by Transylwader » Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:13 am

BearsFan, fuck sakes!!! :smile
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Re: Stuff Fly Fishermen Say

Post by BigTimber » Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:37 am

LTD wrote:Me: OK...got a fish at 11, 60 feet, moving left to right.
Angler: Where?
Me: Never mind.......lets find another.
Ha! heard that before.
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Re: Stuff Fly Fishermen Say

Post by InTheDrift » Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:01 am

"Wait, downstream is this way, right?"

Oh, backrow, I thought for sure I could row past that rock! "

"Rowing this is so different from my canoe/kayak/rubber raft"

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Re: Stuff Fly Fishermen Say

Post by Ruddy Duck » Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:26 am

We saw a bunch of fish, but they sure were acting funny.

(Translation - fish were everywhere, but I suck at fishing.)

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Re: Stuff Fly Fishermen Say

Post by Streamer » Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:33 am

"Set!" (Watching the bobber go down like a resentful rich Dallas debutante)
"That wasn't a fish. That was some brush down there."
"Listen, I spend 90% of my time with you cocksuckers untangling your shit, tying on your flies, and watching your fucking indifuckingcator. I know when you've gotten bit and when you've snagged some river shit. And what do you care? It's not like you're getting charged by the hookset. They're free, you dumb bastard! Just set when I tell you to. Fuck!"

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Re: Stuff Fly Fishermen Say

Post by Cary » Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:38 am

Streamer wrote:"List...And what do you care? It's not like you're getting charged by the hookset. They're free, you dumb bastard! Just set when I tell you to. Fuck!"
that there, sir, is worth teh price of admission. well done. :cool
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Re: Stuff Fly Fishermen Say

Post by Spicytuna » Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:47 am

Funny story on this one.

On a Monday after a full day of Striper fishing....I was working at my brothers office when we were in the bathroom his office neighbor was in the shitter stall. Well we were talking about the days past fishing ( all of you know that when fishing you strip the line back in but some do not know that) as we were in conversion my brother says I figured out why my back is sore, its from Stripping and I continued to say that makes total sense my back is killing me and I was stripping all day yesterday. Needless to say my brother has received some strange looks from his office neighbor. As he now thinks we are male strippers.
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