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Re: have we spoke of single malt properly?

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:32 am
by T.J. Brayshaw
austrotard wrote:
here's a trick I want you to do.

take a slug of that indian single and jump off the table placing your heels close to your ass (like you're kneeling).
hold this position and land on your toes.

will it taste different or better?
no.
but it's the closest way I can get you to kick yourself right up the fucking bollocks.
You should stop fucking with me. You do it again, and I will drop you (one-half letter grade). You can ask any one (of my students).

Re: have we spoke of single malt properly?

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:09 pm
by austrotard
try it on.
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Re: have we spoke of single malt properly?

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:15 pm
by DizzyDean
***you're

Re: have we spoke of single malt properly?

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:28 pm
by austrotard
well done, you.





edit: thread crossover mishap. duh.

disclaimer: t-weed, valium and some shit dave gave me for broken legs and shit. I need a haircut.

Re: have we spoke of single malt properly?

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:32 pm
by T.J. Brayshaw
Back in college, a friend of mine had a date with a smokin' hot chick so when he got home that night, we asked him how it went. He said it went well, but he was never going to go out with her again.

"What?" we said.

"I can't," he said. "She pronounced it 'ridicuwous' "






PS. Tonight it was Booker's. There's a bourbon thread, right?

Re: have we spoke of single malt properly?

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:23 pm
by fallen513
I received an email from someone I deal/work with making in the low to mid six figures who spelled "intimate" as "interment".



I asked for a raise.

Re: have we spoke of single malt properly?

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:53 pm
by brownsville
fallen513 wrote:

I asked for a raise.
did he give you one?

Re: have we spoke of single malt properly?

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:31 pm
by austrotard
I reckon he'll receive one intimidately.

Re: have we spoke of single malt properly?

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:04 pm
by flybug.pa.
crick. how about that one. should be creek. how many times is that used incorrectly. what the hell is a crick?

commonly used like this ...." I just dropped my fukn camera in the crick tonight shooting pics for the Year of the Muddler thread"
and it was a big fish too.

Re: have we spoke of single malt properly?

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:43 pm
by fallen513
confession relates:
I turned up the Lagavulin 18 only to find the last drop trickling down. That, alone...was enough to prompt the other half to inquire...what the fuck is that? (minivan full of kids, it was a last ditch effort on my way out of the house, it being her birthday dinner & all)
Potent, that.

Re: have we spoke of single malt properly?

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:58 pm
by Hogleg
Relates because I'm drinking the maintenance or habit whiskey:
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Re: have we spoke of single malt properly?

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 7:42 am
by Woolybug25
fallen513 wrote:I received an email from someone I deal/work with making in the low to mid six figures who spelled "intimate" as "interment".



I asked for a raise.
The better question... why was a coworker sending you an email with the word "intimate" in it? ha