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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by Cmdr Taco » Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:58 pm

Dood come on we're yanking your chain. It's a bad idea to threaten anyone here, like you, you don't know who we are either. Just take the shit and say "Thank you sir, may I have another. BTW google some tits, preferably ginger, homegrown is more gooder, post some DSFK, otherwise GTFO.

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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by » Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:05 pm

boobs i say boobs!!!!!!!!!! :smile
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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by Spicytuna » Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:09 pm

You should have done a little more research man there was some effort there but not the right effort. Might be too late but there have been a few that picked themselves up and threw up a proper 2nd intro. Although after making threats towards something that as standard as a penis drawing might have ruined your chances. Hint lose the conventional gear if you are going to post again.
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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by Lando » Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:14 pm

And change your fucking user name..........what the hell is that, some long range missile?
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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by CarpeTructa » Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:16 pm

You shouldn't tell people about your facebook account - they might go searching for pictures of your wife and family.
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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by peetso » Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:48 pm

SC2079BS wrote:
Yep, I'm ugly. Never quite found a haircut or anything else that changed that. As for the eyes, that's one of the side effects of a disease that almost killed me about 8 months before that picture was taken. Right there in that stream, I was just glad to still be breathing, much less catching good trout. Trust me, I scared myself just looking in the mirror every morning. They are almost back to where they should be but the lenses were exposed to air 24 hours a day for almost a year, since my eyelids couldn't close completely, so I have some scarring that won't go away. Still have that disease too, but I'm dealing with it . . .

. . .And just for have shit for brains. Why, with all the internet stalking in the news these days, would you screw around with a picture like that. You've got no idea who I am or what I might be capable of...I bet if I really wanted to, I could make a few calls to a couple of friends and one relative in particular, find out if you really live in Maine and be sitting in your driveway, wherever you are, waiting for you to come out and check the mail next Thursday.

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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by Walter » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:12 pm

Careful, gents - this chode has already warned me of potential assault or death from "stalking" him....WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

This asshole is so weird I'm starting to think he might be serious.

Fucking witness protection here I come! Please save me from the boogie-man.
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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by SOBF » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:22 pm

Careful, gents - this chode has already warned me of potential assault or death from "stalking" him....WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

This asshole is so weird I'm starting to think he might be serious.

Fucking witness protection here I come! Please save me from the boogie-man.
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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by Crick Addict » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:24 pm

SC20979BSGTFODIAF, you appear to have more qualities of a jackleg, than a drakian. Please close the
psych ward door on your way out. And for dogsakes, double up on the synthroid.
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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by Yard Sale » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:40 pm

Lando wrote:And change your fucking user name..........what the hell is that, some long range missile?
I thought it was the new Gamakatsu bass hooks?
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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by Sakonnet » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:59 pm

I didn't think this intro was all that bad except for:

Smallest snook ever posted on teh suk

One shitty under water pic of a red whilst claiming to hail from SC

The sex offender mug shots (am sorry to hear about your illness)

That poor speck

The two rod tubes in your "office" that may or may not be tubes of wrapping paper.

The gaffed mahi on stand up (I realize you were probably trolling and all but seriously, you post that pic?)

No tits, pie or any fly ties

That "DADD" shirt

The 12" smallmouth on the 9 weight

The shad you probably jigged with that spinning rod next to you

Not appreciating the time and effort Walter put in to that dick art.

Threatening to send your crew to wait outside Walter's house on Thursday?

The wicker creel.

Try as I might I could not see a leader straightener thingy hanging from your vest which we all know you have.

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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by midstream » Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:11 pm

I can't believe someone that has you ability completely failed! The dog does not count as a ginger.
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