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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by Plow » Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:56 pm

The J3 is the porn, pie and the tits, other than the face time, Boston, and the complete lack of a push pole I can deal with it. What's that in the white sunglasses just off the tail?

Story and more photos on the J3 would be appreciated.
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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by Terd Ferguson » Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:19 pm

SC2079BS wrote:First thing, thanks for the throw up faces because I've been up all night with one of my kids who got some kind of stomach virus...hers was just a little more yellow in color.

Yep, I'm ugly. Never quite found a haircut or anything else that changed that. As for the eyes, that's one of the side effects of a disease that almost killed me about 8 months before that picture was taken. Right there in that stream, I was just glad to still be breathing, much less catching good trout. Trust me, I scared myself just looking in the mirror every morning. They are almost back to where they should be but the lenses were exposed to air 24 hours a day for almost a year, since my eyelids couldn't close completely, so I have some scarring that won't go away. Still have that disease too, but I'm dealing with it.

Yes, Boston is a strong favorite, along with a bunch of other stuff I enjoy. It's ok if you don't like because I probably won't like some of the noise you listen to either. As long as you aren't in my car or on my boat, you won't have to listen to it.

The decoys I hunt with were carved for me by a friend in Delaware. When I called him for a couple of pintails, he said he had a few he was working on and would send them on after he entered them in the Ward Chesapeake Challenge, where they took 2nd place, Shootin' Stool Division. When I opened the box, he had a note saying the ribbon went with the birds. I figured it was only natural to show the ribbon. Everyone knows I'm not that talented.

Sorry for so many ugly mug shots. My computer kept locking up on me because it's getting old and doesn't like having three tabs open. Photobucket has a lot of my old pictures and I was trying to get some of the newer ones of just fish uploaded but after 3 hours of rebooting and dealing with throw up, I just quit trying. Won't happen again.

And just for walter...you have shit for brains. Why, with all the internet stalking in the news these days, would you screw around with a picture like that. You've got no idea who I am or what I might be capable of...I bet if I really wanted to, I could make a few calls to a couple of friends and one relative in particular, find out if you really live in Maine and be sitting in your driveway, wherever you are, waiting for you to come out and check the mail next Thursday. Aside from that, you must have yours in your hand most of the day to be able to draw it that good. Hope you enjoyed yourself.

Going after smallies this weekend and looking forward to meeting some others on here. Will try to remember all the fine suggestions y'all have made... :bow

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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by cantfishforshit » Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:41 pm

Walter wrote:fixed:

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Classic. Not a bad intro. I liked most of it, even with the lack of pie and boobs. As far as showing up at someones house. Nobody gives a fuk about your fat rolly polly ass showing up at their house. Come on over to mine anytime you feel like and see what it gets you. This is Teh Suk. You post your intro here you're bound to get grief for it, especially when you say you've read the intro rules and still fuk it up. You got quality shit. I say welcome. Keep the fuking threats to yourself. No one cares.

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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by RFA » Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:42 pm

This idea didn't quite work, too tough to get the proportions correct....so back to the drawing board. You can at least see where I was trying to go with this....


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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by steelrain202 » Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:49 pm

cantfishforshit wrote:
Walter wrote:fixed:

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Classic. Not a bad intro. I liked most of it, even with the lack of pie and boobs. As far as showing up at someones house. Nobody gives a fuk about your fat rolly polly ass showing up at their house. Come on over to mine anytime you feel like and see what it gets you. This is Teh Suk. You post your intro here you're bound to get grief for it, especially when you say you've read the intro rules and still fuk it up. You got quality shit. I say welcome. Keep the fuking threats to yourself. No one cares.

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shit dude i used to live in the 'boro when i was a recruiter and I recruited in Symrna and Shelbyville
the only thing I've learned from reading this entire thread is that the hokey pokey isn't really what it's all about.

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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by RFA » Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:55 pm

Dammit...I don't even have any idea what I am trying to get across....writer's...or cock block. Fucking thanks Walter. You ruined me.

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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by cantfishforshit » Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:57 pm

steelrain202 wrote:
cantfishforshit wrote:
Walter wrote:fixed:

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Classic. Not a bad intro. I liked most of it, even with the lack of pie and boobs. As far as showing up at someones house. Nobody gives a fuk about your fat rolly polly ass showing up at their house. Come on over to mine anytime you feel like and see what it gets you. This is Teh Suk. You post your intro here you're bound to get grief for it, especially when you say you've read the intro rules and still fuk it up. You got quality shit. I say welcome. Keep the fuking threats to yourself. No one cares.

400 Chaney Rd. Smyrna, TN 37167
shit dude i used to live in the 'boro when i was a recruiter and I recruited in Symrna and Shelbyville

Then you know my pain. Nashville was a fun town but I moved for a new job. Not much around here really. Three rivers but only one is decent.
Better be putting together one hell of a plan to survive this clusterfuck.
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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by steelrain202 » Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:04 pm

i used to fish the stones river in the park a good bit i lived about a mile from there. i caught a lot of nice bass under the bridge
the only thing I've learned from reading this entire thread is that the hokey pokey isn't really what it's all about.

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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by Lando » Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:07 pm

RFA wrote:This idea didn't quite work, too tough to get the proportions correct....so back to the drawing board. You can at least see where I was trying to go with this....


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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by CarpeTructa » Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:11 pm

RFA wrote:This idea didn't quite work, too tough to get the proportions correct....so back to the drawing board. You can at least see where I was trying to go with this....


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The one on the right looks longer but the one on the left looks thicker. So which one is you and which one is Walter?
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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by Palometa » Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:21 pm

Then you know my pain. Nashville was a fun town but I moved for a new job. Not much around here really. Three rivers but only one is decent.
Which one's decent?
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Re: SC2079BS intro

Post by cantfishforshit » Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:25 pm

Palometa wrote:
Then you know my pain. Nashville was a fun town but I moved for a new job. Not much around here really. Three rivers but only one is decent.
Which one's decent?

For large fish, I would say the Caney Fork. There are some sections of the Elk that are ok, but none on public land.
Better be putting together one hell of a plan to survive this clusterfuck.
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If it isn't listed on the commodities market, it gets plowed under in favour of something that is. There's no money in willows or young poplar or native grasses.
-Peetso

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